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Pie jokes 🥧 in 2023

What do you call a street full of pies?
– A desserted street.

Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?
– It needed a filling.

What happened to the sailor who changed into a pumpkin pie?
– He became a squash-buckling pie-rate.

How many cooks do you need to bake a pie?
– 3.14

Who was the pie’s favorite pop star?
– Pumpkin Pie Spice.

Told the doctor I had a mince pie growing out of my head.
– He said he had some cream for it.

What will happen to a person with a banana allergy if they eat a banana cream pie?
– They’ll have a banana-phylactic shock.

What happened to the snake that ate a whole pie?
– It became a pie-thon!

What happens if you divide the sun’s circumference by its diameter?
– A pi in the sky!

What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree?
– Pineapple pie.

How would the dessert propose to his girlfriend?
– By saying “Pie love you berry much.”

How was the pie with fish innards?
– Cod offal!

What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
– Boo-berry pie with I-scream.

Have you ever had a synonym pie?
– No, but I think I’ve had something like it.

How did the apple go to the pie shop?
– On a pie-cycle.

What would you call the dessert menu full of pies?
– Treasure Hunters, since it has all the Pie-Rates.

When does the local pi shop close?
– Rarely, it is open 22/7.

What did the baker sing on the way to the bakery?
– “Pie ho! Pie ho! It’s off to work, I go!”

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