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Clock jokes 🕓 in 2024

How do you know if a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

How do you make a clock feel adventurous? You take it on a “time-travel” journey.

Why did the clock go to the beach? It wanted to work on its “tanning” time.

How do you make a clock mad? You waste its time.

Why did the clock go to the optometrist? It had a “second” pair of eyes.

How do you make a clock feel powerful? You give it a “time” machine.

What do you call a clock that’s always working out? A “fitness” clock.

What do you call a clock on wheels? A “tick-tock truck.”

What do you call a clock that’s always cold? A “tick-cicle.”

How do you make a clock feel stylish? You give it a “designer” face.

Why did the clock have a bad day? It was wound too tight.

How do you make a clock feel relaxed? You give it a “time-out.”

Why did the clock go to school? It wanted to learn how to “tick” better.

Why did the clock go to the party? It wanted to “chime” in on the fun.

Why did the clock have trouble sleeping? It had too many alarm bells.

Why did the clock go to the tailor? It needed to “watch” its measurements.

What do you call a clock that’s always confused? A “tick-tock”ing time bomb.

What do you call a clock that’s always watching TV? A “click-clock.”

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