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Clock jokes 🕓 in 2024

What do you call a clock that’s always dancing? A “tick-tock” dancer.

How do you make a clock feel famous? You put it in a “timeless” movie.

How do you make a clock laugh? You tickle its face.

How do you make a clock feel excited? You give it a “time” to shine.

Why did the clock go to space? It wanted to go “back in time.”

Why did the clock go to the museum? It wanted to learn about “timeless” art.

Why did the clock go to the beach? It wanted to work on its “sundial” glow.

What do you call a clock that’s always quiet? A “tick-mute.”

Why did the clock get a speeding ticket? It was going too fast.

What do you call a clock that’s always complaining? A “tick-off” clock.

How do you make a clock feel better? You give it a “tick-ling” massage.

How do you make a clock feel musical? You give it a “timpani” drum.

How do you make a clock feel fashionable? You give it a “timeless” outfit.

Why did the clock become an artist? It wanted to “paint” the passage of time.

What do you call a clock that’s always late? A tardy-clock.

Why did the clock get a job as a detective? It wanted to “clock” some suspects.

Why was the clock jealous of the calendar? It had more dates.

What do you call a clock that’s always working? A “never-ending” clock.

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