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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2022

Sweet jeebus, this panda is hurt! Quick call the
– bamboolance.

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s biggest life regret?
– It never had a selfie in color.

What did the woman say when she saw twin pandas?
– โ€œThat bears repeating.โ€

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s favorite dessert?
– Blue-beary pie.

That panda walks on his own a lot.
– She’s very inde-panda-nt!

How does a panda rob a restaurant?
– Eats chutes and leaves

What goes white black white black white black red?
– A panda that falls from a cliff.

What do pandas wear when robbing a bank?
– They always wear a pandana.

The panda lost his dinner.
– He was totally bamboozled.

Why are pandas always scared?
– Because of the bamBOO

Whatโ€™s black and white and red all over?
– A sunburned panda.

Why do pandas like old movies?
– Theyโ€™re in black and white.

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