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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2024

Sweet jeebus, this panda is hurt! Quick call the
– bamboolance.

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s biggest life regret?
– It never had a selfie in color.

What did the pessimistic panda say?
– โ€œItโ€™s just not pawsible!โ€

Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?
– They just like the stock!

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

Pandas have fur coats,
– because they’d look pretty stupid in leather jackets.

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s biggest life regret?
– Never had a selfie in color.

What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
– This is un-bear-able.

Why do pandas like old movies?
– Theyโ€™re in black and white.

On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO!

I’m sorry I haven’t got back to you but I’ve been handcuffed to a panda
– So bear with me

Did you hear about the party at the zoo?
– It was panda-monium.

What does a panda say before leaving?
– โ€œIโ€™ll be white black.โ€

Pandas are so lazy,
– they only do the bear minimum.

Whatโ€™s black and white and bounces?
– A rubber panda.

What should a sick panda do to get better?
– Take some pandadol!

Pandas are endangered
– because bamboo shoots.

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