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Panda jokes ๐ผ in 2023
Panda is an adorable animal especially the cub which is overloaded with cuteness. And as a result, they are a source of cute panda jokes. They are cuddly and makeup one of the best captions. While you can enjoy a funny clip of a panda online, their funny jokes leave a lasting impression.
Sweet jeebus, this panda is hurt! Quick call the
– bamboolance.
Whatโs a pandaโs biggest life regret?
– It never had a selfie in color.
What did the pessimistic panda say?
– โItโs just not pawsible!โ
Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?
– They just like the stock!
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
– This is un-bear-able.
Why do pandas like old movies?
– Theyโre in black and white.
Whatโs black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.
Pandas have fur coats,
– because they’d look pretty stupid in leather jackets.
When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!
Whatโs a pandaโs biggest life regret?
– Never had a selfie in color.
What is the special nickname the panda gave to his girlfriend?
– He calls her his bam-boo.
What do pandas drink?
– Bambooze.
Kung Fu Panda’s Script
– In the first draft for Kung Fu Panda’s script the country of origin was written as TH, instead of CHN. However, it was just a Thai Po.
If a panda gets sick,
– they should take some pandadol!
What happens when you let a panda eat some NH4+?
– Pandamonium!
What does a ghost panda eat?
– BamBOO!
Whatโs black and white and yellow?
– A cowardly panda.
On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO!
Background
Before we head straight to Panda jokes, letโs learn a few facts about these adorable creatures. These animals are native to China. They stand out with a solid black and white body coat and have a plumb body. In nature, they are referred to as Giant Panda. And from their look, they do live up to their name. The giant panda has a close relative called red panda which is also native china but with a different look.This majestic animal is in the Carnivora group. But you will be surprised to know that 99% of their diet is made of plants. Yes, they depend on leaves and bamboo shoots as their main diet in the wild and captivity. In the wild, they cannot pass wild tubers and grass. And if an opportunity presents itself, they can feed on rodents and birds.
Besides their role as wild animals in China's jungles or captivity, they play as an international symbol of China. While the dragons have long been a national symbol of China, Pandas have taken the international role of representing the country.
But thatโs not the only role they play. These cute animals have also provided a chance for the funniest panda jokes. They are animals with endless comical potential. And most of their touches of humor are clean and cute for use by families or kids. And the 19560s being one of the amusing facts that lead to the emergence of countless panda jokes and satirical cartoons.
During this time, London and the Soviets were trying to mate their Pandas. And over a decade ago, we learn about the heroic panda, Po, in the Kung- Fu Panda film. Therefore, there is lots of amusement whether stories or films from this animal. And here, we are more focused on their jokes.