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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2022

Sweet jeebus, this panda is hurt! Quick call the
– bamboolance.

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s biggest life regret?
– It never had a selfie in color.

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

Pandas have fur coats,
– because they’d look pretty stupid in leather jackets.

What is the special nickname the panda gave to his girlfriend?
– He calls her his bam-boo.

What do pandas drink?
– Bambooze.

Kung Fu Panda’s Script
– In the first draft for Kung Fu Panda’s script the country of origin was written as TH, instead of CHN. However, it was just a Thai Po.

What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
– It was pandamonium out there!

Why do pandas have fur coats?
– Because theyโ€™d look silly in denim jackets.

What is black and white and striped?
– A panda in pajamas.

Pandas find it absolutely unbearable
– when they’re forced to move from their natural habitat.

If a local Panda Express was infected by COVID-19…
– It would be known as “Pandemic Express”

Whatโ€™s a Chinese bearโ€™s favorite organ of the body?
– The panda-creas.

What did the woman say when she saw twin pandas?
– โ€œThat bears repeating.โ€

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s favorite dessert?
– Blue-beary pie.

That panda walks on his own a lot.
– She’s very inde-panda-nt!

How does a panda rob a restaurant?
– Eats chutes and leaves

What goes white black white black white black red?
– A panda that falls from a cliff.

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