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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2021

Why do pandas like old movies?
– Theyโ€™re in black and white.

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
– The answer is pretty black and white.

If a panda gets sick,
– they should take some pandadol!

What happens when you let a panda eat some NH4+?
– Pandamonium!

What does a ghost panda eat?
– BamBOO!

Why is panda one of the easiest words to spell?
– To spell it, all you need is P and A.

What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?
– โ€œDid I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?!โ€

One panda bear said to the other, “I’ve never met herbivore!”

Why is a panda the opposite of a redneck?
– Because heโ€™s a vegetarian and refuses to breed.

Whatโ€™s black and white and yellow?
– A cowardly panda.

What is a panda bearโ€™s favorite breakfast?
– Panda-cakes.

On Halloween, pandas scare each other by shouting bam-BOO!

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