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Panda jokes ๐Ÿผ in 2023

Sweet jeebus, this panda is hurt! Quick call the
– bamboolance.

Whatโ€™s a pandaโ€™s biggest life regret?
– It never had a selfie in color.

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes round and round?
– A panda stuck in a revolving door.

Pandas have fur coats,
– because they’d look pretty stupid in leather jackets.

What did the pessimistic panda say?
– โ€œItโ€™s just not pawsible!โ€

Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo?
– They just like the stock!

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?
– Shoots him 8 times in the black.

When panda bears rob banks, they always wear a pandana!

If you ask a bear what his favorite part of the body is, what will he say?
– His panda-creas.

Pandas get to the hospital in bamboo-lances.

What does the ghost of a panda bear eat?
– Bambooooo.

Whatโ€™s black and white and goes up and down?
– A panda whoโ€™s stuck in a lift.

How did the panda lose his dinner?
– He was โ€œbamboozledโ€!

Knock, knock.
– Whoโ€™s there?
– Ima.
– Ima who?
– Iโ€™m a panda!

I hope you have a stu-panda-ous day today!

To spell Panda, all you need is
– P and A

What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when theyโ€™re robbing banks?
– Pandanas!

How do pandas get to the hospital?
– In the bamboo-lance.

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