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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2023

Why did the orange get dressed to go to the gala party?
– Because it found it a-peel-ing.

Which role in the Star Wars movie was the orange cast for?
– Emperor Pulpatine.

Why couldn’t the blind man find his orange?
– Because it wasn’t tangy-ble.

What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
– All heck broke juice.

Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
– Emperor Pulpatine.

What does an orange do when it takes a test?
– It concentrates!

How do you know the orange was bullied?
– Because it was beaten to a pulp.

What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
– The zest is yet to come!

What did the orange say on meeting his long lost brother?
– Orange you glad to see me?!

Why did the orange go to the doctor?
– It wasn’t “peeling” well.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pira-

Why did the orange’s song receive a negative review?
– Because the song wasn’t orange-inal.

What did the doctor prescribe to the orange who couldn’t keep his emotions in check?
– Tangor Management.

Orange you glad you met me?

What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
– They had a “fruit-ful” day.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!

What do you call a punctual orange who is always on time everywhere?
– A clockwork orange.

Why couldn’t the orange dance at the talent show when his partner didn’t show up?
– Because it takes two to tang-o.

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