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Why did the orange say no when her parents came to her with a marriage proposal?
– Because she was against orange-d marriages.

Bitter late than never.

Why do oranges do well on tests?
– They know how to concentrate.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

Why did the orange get dressed to go to the gala party?
– Because it found it a-peel-ing.

What happened when Orange, Apple, and Banana went on a picnic?
– They had a fruit-ful day.

Fruity is only skin deep.

Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
– Because it takes two to “tang-o.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!

Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
– This was because citrus-ted him!

After the orange failed his exam, why shouldn’t the orange father scold his son by telling him about how well the apple had scored in the same exam?
– This is because one should never compare apples to oranges!

Why do oranges wear sunblock?
– Because they peel.

Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
– She was the zest in class.

What did the orange do the night before his exam?
– He g-rind-ded through the entire syllabus so that he was prepared for the examination!

What did the orange say when he was complimented on his looks?
– “Surely, you must be telling this in zest”!

I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m kind of a big peel.

Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
– Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

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