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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2024

Why did the orange get dressed to go to the gala party?
– Because it found it a-peel-ing.

Why did the orange want the entire world to drown in orange juice?
– Because it was his Fanta-sea.

Why was the orange crying in his room today?
– Because someone hurts its peelings.

I give this orange the peel of approval.

What happens when you rub two oranges together?
– You get Pulp Friction.

What did the lime say to the grapefruit?
– Orange you glad you’re not a lemon?

Why was the orange sad when he found out he was missing a piece?
– Because his segment a lot to him.

Why was the orange blushing?
– Because he walked in on the salad dressing!

Why do oranges see so well?
– Because they know to keep their eyes peeled.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!

What happens when oranges get into a fight?
– Things get juicy!

How did the orange come back to life after dying?
– It made a peel with the devil.

I’m not half the person I juiced to be.

What did the orange say before he started his new job?
– “The zest is yet to come!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!

Why did the orange fail in his exams?
– Because of a lack of concentration.

Why did the half orange miss his kid’s birthday?
– Because he wasn’t a-round.

Rinders keepers!

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