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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2023

Why did the orange get dressed to go to the gala party?
– Because it found it a-peel-ing.

Why did the orange say no when her parents came to her with a marriage proposal?
– Because she was against orange-d marriages.

Bitter late than never.

Why do oranges do well on tests?
– They know how to concentrate.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
– This was because citrus-ted him!

What happened when Orange, Apple, and Banana went on a picnic?
– They had a fruit-ful day.

Fruity is only skin deep.

Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
– Because it takes two to “tang-o.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!

What did the orange do the night before his exam?
– He g-rind-ded through the entire syllabus so that he was prepared for the examination!

After the orange failed his exam, why shouldn’t the orange father scold his son by telling him about how well the apple had scored in the same exam?
– This is because one should never compare apples to oranges!

Why do oranges wear sunblock?
– Because they peel.

Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
– She was the zest in class.

What happens when you rub two oranges against each other?
– You get Pulp Friction.

What did the orange say when he was complimented on his looks?
– “Surely, you must be telling this in zest”!

I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m kind of a big peel.

Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
– Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”

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