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Orange you glad jokes 🍊 in 2022

What did the orange do the night before his exam?
– He g-rind-ded through the entire syllabus so that he was prepared for the examination!

After the orange failed his exam, why shouldn’t the orange father scold his son by telling him about how well the apple had scored in the same exam?
– This is because one should never compare apples to oranges!

Why do oranges wear sunblock?
– Because they peel.

Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
– She was the zest in class.

What happens when you rub two oranges against each other?
– You get Pulp Friction.

What did the orange say when he was complimented on his looks?
– “Surely, you must be telling this in zest”!

I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m kind of a big peel.

Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
– Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

Why are oranges wholesome fruits?
– Because they have that peel good factor in them!

What happens when you put a bad orange in shawarma?
– It turns into sour-ma!

Can you peel the love tonight?

What rhymes with orange?
– No, it doesn’t.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

Why did the orange jump down from the bridge?
– Because it had nerves of peel.

Why did the orange always dream of a world filled with Vitamin C?
– This was because it was its Fanta-C!

Last night I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda.
– It turned out to be a “fanta-sea.”

Why did the orange refuse her parents’ insistence that she get engaged?
– She was against orange-d marriages.

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