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Car Jokes 🚗 in 2023

My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti,
– you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

Where do pickles go to buy a car?
-The dillership!

Thought this up while driving behind a car with a Star Wars Rebel sticker on it.
-What is the favorite type of weather of Stormtroopers?


Just a quick note to my American cousins. Voting is like driving a car….
– ‘D’ to go forward.

‘R’ to go reverse.

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rick had cars. Today everyone own cars and only the rich own horses.
– The stables have turned.

Before Elon Musk got into electric cars…
-… he was plain old Lon Musk

Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said “I miss New york”
-So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.

What is the most edible part of a car?
-The passenger.

So the cops caught me doing doughnuts in my car today.
-I know what you’re thinking. Who the hell names their dog doughnuts

Why are Ford cars cheap?
-Because they’re affordable.

In New York every ten minutes someone gets hit by a car
-He or she must be really tired of it

Have you heard about Ford’s new electric coffee car?
-It’s the Mach-E Auto.

Buy a cheap phone, but don’t buy a cheap car
-Buy No*kia*

Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car?
-Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

I bought Bonnie Tyler’s car recently on ebay, but it’s rubbish…
-Every now and then it falls apart

If apple made a car
-Would it have windows?

Apparently there are three jewish guys in my car’s air conditioner….
-Hi, Norm and Max.

Background: Something I noticed many, many years ago when I was a teenager in my dad’s car. My dad thought it was pretty funny. He had a lousy sense of humor. Lol

I had a dream that I was a mechanic who fixed wrecked cars.
– It was an auto body experience.

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