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Car Jokes 🚗 in 2023

My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti,
– you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

Thought this up while driving behind a car with a Star Wars Rebel sticker on it.
-What is the favorite type of weather of Stormtroopers?


Just a quick note to my American cousins. Voting is like driving a car….
– ‘D’ to go forward.

‘R’ to go reverse.

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rick had cars. Today everyone own cars and only the rich own horses.
– The stables have turned.

Before Elon Musk got into electric cars…
-… he was plain old Lon Musk

Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said “I miss New york”
-So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.

What is the most edible part of a car?
-The passenger.

Where do pickles go to buy a car?
-The dillership!

What did the traffic light say to the car?
– Don’t look now. I’m changing.

That awkward moment when your checking yourself out in the window of a car
-and you realize there’s somebody inside

What is a musicians favorite car?
-Honda A Chord

What’s the difference between a three-wheeled car and the american economy?
-The car crashes less

A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those knives doing in your car?” asked the officer. “I juggle them in my act.” “Oh yeah?” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.”
-He needed a binary log.

Whats the difference between a cow and a car?
-I don’t have a car

What did the moderator say to kick off the IT speed dating session?
-“Singles, sign on!”

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather,
-but not like the other passengers in the car with him.

I was reversing my car in the garage and asked my son to spot me, and let me know when I hit the wall.
-I heard a bang.
“3:45 PM”, he said.

What ruined Tiger Woods’ golf career?
-His driving game.

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