Car Jokes ๐Ÿš— in 2021

A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father. โ€œDad, what music did you like growing up?โ€
-I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin,โ€ the father replies.

โ€œWho?โ€ the son asks.

โ€œYeah,โ€ the dad responds, โ€œI liked them too.โ€

car service outrage
-I recently paid $300 for a limousine and I just found out the fee doesn’t include a driver.

I can’t believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

How do you get a dozen Americans out of a car?
-Tell them to stay inside the car.

What kind of car does yoda drive
– A toyoda

Before Elon Musk got into electric cars…
-… he was plain old Lon Musk

What does an adventurous baker give you during a car ride?
– Road bread.

After a life of cybercrime, how did the hacker get to heaven?
– So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, “Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re making you do now!”

I was doing friendly finger pistols to a neighbor the other day on my way to the car.
-I was later charged for assault with a handgun.

What do you tell a hacker after a bad breakup?
-There are plenty of phish in the sea!

A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother โ€œWas that like how I was born? A hard smash?โ€
-The mother replies with โ€œMore like an accident.

me: will this car fit 5 people?
-**salesman:** yeah, without any problems.

**me:** damn! my homies have lots of those

A man has been stealing wheels of police cars
-Police are working tirelessly to catch him

Note: saw it on 9gag but I had to share it because I literally was laughing out loud

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