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Car Jokes ๐Ÿš— in 2021

What do clowns fill their cars with?
-Laughing gas!

what do cars eat?
-CARrots

Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
-You say โ€œTell me if you can hear meโ€, then get in the trunk and start screaming.

I locked myself out of my car next to an abortion clinic…
– It was really awkward asking them for a hanger

What do you call it when a soldier crashes a Korean car
-KIA

I’ve been standing in this place where they keep throwing car parts at me,
-but I haven’t been able to catch a brake.

I went to the petrol station to pump up my car tyre…
-and the guy charged me 50p. I said โ€œit was only 20p last weekโ€. He said โ€œthatโ€™s the price of inflationโ€

What did the road crew have to do after the cheese crashed it’s car?
-Clean up de-brie.

People tried telling me I couldn’t pull a trailer with my car
-but it went off without a hitch.

Lost track of my work because I just heard my car was involved in a drive-by
-My Focus is shot.

What is the sushi chef’s dream car?
-rolls rice

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says,
– โ€œWow, thatโ€™s got to be the fastest weโ€™ve ever gotten to an accident site.โ€

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