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Physics Jokes 🌀 in 2022

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
– Because that’s where students have the most potential.

What do you call 1 kilogram of falling figs?
-1 Fig Newton

What’s the difference between Quantum Physics and Politics?
– In politics, the results won’t change no matter how you measure them.

What happens when electrons lose their energy?
-They get Bohr’ed.

How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
– Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What did the physicist snack on during lunch?
– A ‘gram’ cracker.

I mixed up the temperature units when doing my Physics test
-As a result, I got an absolute zero.

Why can’t you take electricity to social outings?
-Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself.

Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.
– His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

The frequency of bad physics jokes in this sub..
-It Hertz

Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
-Because it’s in the ground state.

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
-Your nose

What do we want? Time travel!
– When do we want it? Irrelevant!

Why can’t you trust an atom?
-They make up everything.

Where does bad light end up?
-In a prism

Women defy the laws of physics…
– They are easier to pick up the heavier they get…

What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
-Seeing you from the back, I thought you were repulsive. But seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.

What is the most terrifying word in Nuclear physics?
– Oops!!!!

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