Physics Jokes ๐ŸŒ€ in 2021

A Higgs Boson walks into a Church. The priest says, โ€œWe donโ€™t allow Higgs Bosons in here.
-The particle responds by saying: โ€œBut without me, how can you have Mass?

Why can’t you trust an atom?
-They make up everything

The relationship between the Physics teacher and biology teacher in my brother’s school didn’t last long…
-They had no chemistry et. al.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
– An Algorithm

Why canโ€™t you trust an atom?
-They make up everything.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
– Because thatโ€™s where students have the most potential.

Why did the physics teacher only allow 3 VIPs to his party?
– Because he only wanted 3 significant figures.

What do you call 1 kilogram of falling figs?
-1 Fig Newton

What’s the difference between Quantum Physics and Politics?
– In politics, the results won’t change no matter how you measure them.

What happens when electrons lose their energy?
-They get Bohrโ€™ed.

How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
– Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What did the physicist snack on during lunch?
– A ‘gram’ cracker.

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