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Physics Jokes ๐ŸŒ€ in 2021

A man was recently cooled to absolute zero-
– but he’s 0K now.

I will name my son Physics.
– So that I will be called Father of Physics

What do physicists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
-A ferrous wheel.

What is a physicistโ€™s favourite food?

-Fission chips

What do you call an Atom when it dies?
– A Diatom.

They’re serving mystery meat at the cafeteria in the physics lab again.
-I’ve been asking what the main ingredient they put in their heisenburgers was, and nobody knows.

Two cats of the same size slide down a roof at the same time, but one falls off first. Which one?
-The one with the smaller โ€œmew.โ€

Did you hear about that new physics institute?
-Itโ€™s so big, there is a dedicated infrared-light district!

You Matter!
-nless you multiply yourself by the speed of lightโ€ฆโ€ฆ then you energy

What is the name of the first electricity detective?
– Sherlock Ohms

Dr. Heisenberg is out for a drive when he’s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: “Do you know how fast you were going?
-Heisenberg replies: “No, but I know where I am

Theoretical Physicist: You have a great potential, why don’t you use it?
– Me standing on a rooftop: @@

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