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Piano jokes 🎹 in 2023

What’s one of the hazards of being a pianist?
– People drop money in your drink.

My parents didn’t have to force me to take piano lessons.
– I took them on my own a-chord.

The piano player was new to the city of Harlem.
– So when the club owner asked him to play according to their style, he decided to take a stride turn.

Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
– Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.

The piano ain’t got no wrong notes.

The piano couldn’t understand why his wife was so mad at him for damaging the car.
– Sometimes, he’s really tone-deaf.

You should always read the safety sign before entering a dangerous musical competition. If you don’t, you might soon B flat.

Why was the piano invented?
– So the pianist would have a place to put his coffee.

Did you hear the one about Count Dracula learning to play piano?

– His Bach was worse than his bite.

The piano player was trying to practice before his performance, but he couldn’t stop fidgeting.
– When someone asked him what happened, he replied, “I can’t find my keys!”.

The girl joined the musical ensemble because she wanted to fulfill a choir purpose.

What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
– A sharp major.

What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?
– He decomposes.

Is there another fellow piano player in your household?
– Wind them up with this one-liner: ‘I’ve been watching you practise.
– Santa’s getting you a metronome for Christmas.’

When the piano player saw the composer giving him a sinister glare, he realized he’d made a grave mistake.

How did the piano get out of jail?
– With its keys.

Everybody told me this ‘girl on the piano’ thing was never going to work. – – Tori Amos

The little girl was crying about not getting a gold piano for her sixth birthday.
– So, her father talked to her mother about getting her a gift that would help them strike a chord with her.

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