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Piano jokes ๐ŸŽน in 2021

Piano: A cumbersome piece of furniture found in many homes, where playing it ensures the early departure of unwanted guests.

Two piano players were having a really big fight in the college hallway.
– When one of the professors tried to intervene, a student stopped him. “I want to see how this plays out”, he said.

A man was having a lot of trouble locating his roommates E-Flat and G and was rushing around town looking for them. His friends said that he looked “keyed up”.

Why couldnโ€™t the athlete listen to her music?
– Because she broke the record!

What do you call a laughing piano?

– Yamaha-ha-ha.

You should never book an appointment with a piano player because they string everyone along.

The choir boy got into treble because he was predisposed to violins.

What makes pirates such good singers?
– They can hit the high Cs!

Whatโ€™s one of the hazards of being a pianist?
– People drop money in your drink.

My parents didn’t have to force me to take piano lessons.
– I took them on my own a-chord.

The piano player was new to the city of Harlem.
– So when the club owner asked him to play according to their style, he decided to take a stride turn.

Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
– Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff.

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