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Piano jokes 🎹 in 2022

“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.”
– Bob Hope talking about Phyllis Diller’s playing

The musician had a lot of problems, so she could never make it to work on time.
– She had a lot of treble in her personal life.

Piano teachers can never forgive students that commit A major error.

Two people are walking down the street. One is a pianist; the other didn’t have any money either.

What did the pianist say to the tightrope walker?

– You’d better C-sharp otherwise you’ll B-flat!

Two piano thieves were looting the city’s best music store when they heard the sound of someone entering.
– They had to quickly go into Haydn.

A boy was rushing to reach his choir class in time.
– He couldn’t afford to waste even a second because every minuete counts in a choir.

Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
– Because it makes a much bigger boom when pushed off a cliff.

The locksmith was a great piano teacher because he was always aware of the correct key.

The search for the piano killer was on, and the police were scrambling for clues.
– They had analyzed the killer’s notes, but they could not pinpoint a single motif.

Did you hear about the pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?
– He was playing by ear.

“Life is like a piano. White keys are happy moments and black keys are sad moments.
– But remember, both keys are played together to give sweet music.”

The fish was a really good piano player because she could easily tune up her scales.

Beginners should learn from the maestros themselves.
– For that, you need to go Bach to the roots of classical music.

Student to Teacher: “I can’t reach the brakes on this piano!”
– Piano Tuner: I’ve come to tune the piano.
– Music Teacher: But we didn’t send for you.
– Piano Tuner: No, but the people who live across the street did.

All you need to do to make a piano laugh is tickle his ivories.

Piano players have all their meals with a tuning fork.

A young girl was unsure about auditioning for the school choir club since she didn’t know what it entailed.
– When she asked the choir leader, he said, “singing is definitely re-choired in the club”.

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