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Pasta Jokes 🍝 in 2024

I’m writing an Italian opera about pasta. Hopefully it’s successful.
-Otherwise I might have to rigatoni.

A woman covered in pasta sauce takes a pregnancy test
-Turns out she’s Prego

Did you hear about the new Italian restaurant that just opened in the afterlife?
-It’s called Pasta Way.

What did the pasta say to the tomato?
-Don’t get saucy with me!

I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me…
-Until I rode pasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta!

Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta.
-It was worth every Penne.

My friend promised to hide the cell key in my final meal, a plate of pasta.
-But when I looked, there was gnocchi.

What do you call a sick pasta?
-Mac n’ sneeze!

Who is the saddest person in the pasta factory?
-The chap who’s filling cannelloni.

I’m starting a new pasta cult
-May we praise the Noodle Lord for eternity. Ramen.

Why are people buying out all the pasta/macaroni products?
-Because when you are in lockdown.. A nice bowl can pasta time quicker

What type of pasta clings to everything?
– Clinguine!

Politics is like Italian food.
-You get the same pasta, but with a different sauce.

Where do you find scary stories about Italian food?
-CreepyPasta!

My friend argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti..
-you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

There’s 500 types of pasta
-The pastabilities are endless.

What kind of pasta can grant wishes?
-Fettugenie!

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