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Pasta Jokes 🍝 in 2022

I had some uncooked pasta for dinner yesterday
-It was an all-round solid meal

Why couldn’t the man lift all three tons of pasta sauce?
-He wasn’t stroganoff!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sid
Sid who?
Sid down, it’s time to eat our pasta!

What do you call pasta that lives in the hood?
-Spaghetto

Did you guys hear about the italian cook ?
-He pasta-way

What did the spaghetti say to the penne when they were walking too slow?
-Go pasta!

I don’t know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
-You can say I’m agnocchic.

Have you guys tried my new Texan pasta dish?
-It’s y’all dente

What do you call pasta that you haven’t eaten yet?
– Futura!

I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down…
-Then the Penne dropped

What is the scariest type of pasta sauce?
-Mushroom and ghost cheese!

Always wonder if mixing pasta and antipasto
-is like mixing matter and anti-matter.

A woman covered in pasta sauce takes a pregnancy test
-Turns out she’s Prego

Did you hear about the new Italian restaurant that just opened in the afterlife?
-It’s called Pasta Way.

What did the pasta say to the tomato?
-Don’t get saucy with me!

I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me…
-Until I rode pasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta!

Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta.
-It was worth every Penne.

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