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Pasta Jokes 🍝 in 2024

I’m writing an Italian opera about pasta. Hopefully it’s successful.
-Otherwise I might have to rigatoni.

Which pasta is constantly locked out?

How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?
-Pasta la vista!

Did you hear that Kate ate three bowls of spaghetti?
-No, but I wouldn’t put it pasta!

What type of pasta is best eaten on its own?

Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?
-It was a bowlin’ ace.

What kind of pasta do ghosts like to eat?
-Fettuccini afraido!

Why couldn’t the pasta maker get into his apartment?
-Because he had gnocchi.

What’s a dog’s favourite type of pasta?

Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta
-All because of a fusilli people

What do you get when you make a dish with marinara and alfredo sauce?
-The best of both pasta-bowl worlds!

Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef? He pasta way.
-Looks like he ran out of thyme

What’s the most humorous kind of pasta?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
-Pasta who?
Pasta salt please.

Did you hear about the pasta and its cooking water?
-Their relationship was strained.

My wife once told me I can’t build a car out of pasta.
-You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta

What’s the funniest kind of pasta?

Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.
– Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim

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