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Pasta Jokes ๐Ÿ in 2021

What’s a dog’s favourite type of pasta?
-Wagliataile

Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta
-All because of a fusilli people

What do you get when you make a dish with marinara and alfredo sauce?
-The best of both pasta-bowl worlds!

Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef? He pasta way.
-Looks like he ran out of thyme

Whatโ€™s the most humorous kind of pasta?
-Chortellini!

Knock Knock
Whoโ€™s there?
Pasta
-Pasta who?
Pasta salt please.

Did you hear about the pasta and its cooking water?
-Their relationship was strained.

My wife once told me I canโ€™t build a car out of pasta.
-You shouldโ€™ve seen her face when I drove pasta

Whatโ€™s the funniest kind of pasta?
-Chortle-ini!

Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.
– Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim

I’ve just been made redundant from my job in a pasta making factory!!!!
-All I did was make a fusilli mistakes!

What do you call a fastidious Italian pasta maker?
-Rigour Tony

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