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Pasta Jokes 🍝 in 2023

A shelf stacker was stacking pasta boxes. In a local supermarket.
-When the shelf suddenly collapsed on him. His manager called the paramedics but by the time they came he had sadly pastaway.

What do you call designer pasta?
-J.C Penne

What did the pasta say to the cheese?
-It’s grate to meet you!

I tried to build a car out of spaghetti, my wife lost her temper and said it would never work and threatened to leave me, anyway, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. After a while my obsession got the better of me and she walked out..
-They’ll provide you the hops.

How much water should you use when you make pasta?
-About a cup orzo!

If I waited too long to eat my ravioli
– would I be pro-pasta-anting?

What’s Sheldon Cooper’s favorite type of pasta?
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Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?
-Because he wasn’t stroganoff!

was driving into Birmingham yesterday thinking about topics for one liners, and as I was traversing Spaghetti Junction -or Gravelly Hill Interchange if you prefer
-I thought that Pasta Jokes would make a good topic. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

I have a medical condition where I’m allergic to only one type of pasta
-It’s called macaroni and sneeze

Due to the coronavirus, there has been a shortage of pasta in shops.
-The government is urging the public not to panic buy based on the actions of a fusilli individuals.

What do you call partially cooked pasta that’s on fire?
-Aldente’s Inferno!

My sister bet me 15$ that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
-You should of seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

My brother said his pasta tasted weak and brittle.
-It seems to have a bad case of sauceteoporosis.

Did you hear about the man with a car made out of pasta?
-He got in a crash and now his car’s al dente!

What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn’t pasta?
-An impasta.

What do you call it when Jesus throws his Pasta at the door?
-Gnocchi on Heaven’s Door

What did the mummy pasta say to the baby pasta?
-It’s pasta your bedtime!

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