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Pasta Jokes ๐Ÿ in 2021

A woman covered in pasta sauce takes a pregnancy test
-Turns out she’s Prego

Did you hear about the new Italian restaurant that just opened in the afterlife?
-It’s called Pasta Way.

What did the pasta say to the tomato?
-Donโ€™t get saucy with me!

I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me…
-Until I rode pasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta!

Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta.
-It was worth every Penne.

My friend promised to hide the cell key in my final meal, a plate of pasta.
-But when I looked, there was gnocchi.

What do you call a sick pasta?
-Mac nโ€™ sneeze!

Who is the saddest person in the pasta factory?
-The chap whoโ€™s filling cannelloni.

I’m starting a new pasta cult
-May we praise the Noodle Lord for eternity. Ramen.

Why are people buying out all the pasta/macaroni products?
-Because when you are in lockdown.. A nice bowl can pasta time quicker

What type of pasta clings to everything?
– Clinguine!

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