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Pasta Jokes 🍝 in 2022

I had some uncooked pasta for dinner yesterday
-It was an all-round solid meal

Why couldn’t the man lift all three tons of pasta sauce?
-He wasn’t stroganoff!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sid who?
Sid down, it’s time to eat our pasta!

What do you call pasta that lives in the hood?

Did you guys hear about the italian cook ?
-He pasta-way

What did the spaghetti say to the penne when they were walking too slow?
-Go pasta!

I don’t know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
-You can say I’m agnocchic.

Have you guys tried my new Texan pasta dish?
-It’s y’all dente

What do you call pasta that you haven’t eaten yet?
– Futura!

I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down…
-Then the Penne dropped

What is the scariest type of pasta sauce?
-Mushroom and ghost cheese!

Always wonder if mixing pasta and antipasto
-is like mixing matter and anti-matter.

A woman covered in pasta sauce takes a pregnancy test
-Turns out she’s Prego

Did you hear about the new Italian restaurant that just opened in the afterlife?
-It’s called Pasta Way.

What did the pasta say to the tomato?
-Don’t get saucy with me!

I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me…
-Until I rode pasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta!

Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta.
-It was worth every Penne.

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