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Surgery jokes 🏥 in 2024

Why did the surgeon use a broom during surgery? He was sweeping the patient off his feet.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with an Australian accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the Aussie nerve.”

Why did the surgery patient feel like a superhero sidekick? He had a cape made out of his hospital gown.

Why did the surgeon use a jump rope during surgery? He wanted to keep things skipping.

Why did the surgeon wear sunglasses during surgery? He wanted to keep his patients in the dark.

Why did the surgeon use a jump rope during surgery? He wanted to keep things skipping along.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with a Scottish accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the wee nerve.”

Why did the surgery patient feel like a superhero’s sidekick? He had a mask made out of his surgical mask.

Why did the surgeon use a jackhammer during surgery? He wanted to break the ice.

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with a French accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the joie de vivre nerve.”

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with a British accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the wrong nerve.”

What did the surgeon say to the patient who woke up with a Southern accent after surgery? “Looks like we hit the drawl of Dixie.”

Why did the surgery patient feel like a rapper? He had a chain around his neck to hold his IV bag.

Why did the surgeon use a jump rope during surgery? He wanted to keep things hopping.

Why did the surgeon use a yo-yo during surgery? He wanted to keep things up and down.

Why did the surgery patient feel like a circus performer? He had a juggling ball in his hospital gown.

Why did the surgery patient feel like a superhero? He had a bandage on his head like a cape.

Why did the surgery patient feel like a space traveler? He had a helmet on his head.

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