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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2023

If you were a basketball, Iโ€™d never shoot.
-Because Iโ€™d always miss you.

The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season.
-Apparently they never take any shots.

What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball?
-A Kobe Shinobi!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
-One drools, the other dribbles.

Why canโ€™t you play basketball with pigs?
-They hog the ball.

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
-They stand near the fans.

Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?
-Dunkinโ€™ Donuts.

Why canโ€™t dinosaurs play basketball?
-Because theyโ€™re extinct!

Did you hear about the basketball team that doesnโ€™t have a website?
-They canโ€™t string three โ€œWsโ€ together.

What has a net but canโ€™t catch?
-A basketball hoop!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
-Get out of the way.

Why doesnโ€™t Albany have a professional basketball team?
-Because then New York City would want one, too.

What did the devil worshiping basketball player say?
-โ€œBaal is life.โ€

Why hasnโ€™t Europe ever won Olympic gold in basketball?
-Because Europe isnโ€™t a country.

What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?
-Root beer!

Why was the basketball court dripping wet?
-Because the basketball player kept dribbling all over it!

What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight?
-Become a referee.

Just saw a fight between a basketball player and a YouTuber.
-Donโ€™t listen to the media. The basketball player will win in the courts.

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