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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2022

If you were a basketball, Iโ€™d never shoot.
-Because Iโ€™d always miss you.

What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball?
-A Kobe Shinobi!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
-One drools, the other dribbles.

The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season.
-Apparently they never take any shots.

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
-They stand near the fans.

Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?
-Dunkinโ€™ Donuts.

Why canโ€™t dinosaurs play basketball?
-Because theyโ€™re extinct!

Did you hear about the basketball team that doesnโ€™t have a website?
-They canโ€™t string three โ€œWsโ€ together.

Why canโ€™t you play basketball with pigs?
-They hog the ball.

Why did the rooster go to the basketball game?
– He heard that they blow fouls there.

My dad is really good at basketball.
-He always told me, โ€œIโ€™ve been Duncan all my life.โ€

What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?
-A tall tale.

Why did the basketball team join a craft club?
-Because they wanted to learn how to make baskets!

Why are babies good at basketball?
-Because theyโ€™re always dribbling!

Why did the elephants stampede onto the basketball court?
-They played for the Chargers.

What do you call a basketball player that misses dunks?
-Alley Whoops.

Did you hear about that bloody hilarious basketball team?
-The Hemoglobetrotters?

Basketball players are afraid of themselves.
-They don’t like great heights

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