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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2021

Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?
-Dunkinโ€™ Donuts.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
-One drools, the other dribbles.

Why canโ€™t dinosaurs play basketball?
-Because theyโ€™re extinct!

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
-Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
-A basketball coach.

Bobโ€™s basketball coach has five players: four are named Koko, Momo, Lolo and Jojo. What is the fifth player’s name?
-Bob

What is Santaโ€™s favorite basketball team?
-The New York Old St. Nicks.

Did you hear about the basketball team that doesnโ€™t have a website?
-They canโ€™t string three โ€œWsโ€ together.

I couldnโ€™t figure out why the basketball kept getting larger and larger.
-Then it hit me.

Whatโ€™s the difference between Basketball players and Soccer players?
-Basketball players get actual injuries.

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?
-Because they both have been beaten.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?
-Because they always make jump shots!

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