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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2022

If you were a basketball, Iโ€™d never shoot.
-Because Iโ€™d always miss you.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
-One drools, the other dribbles.

The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season.
-Apparently they never take any shots.

What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball?
-A Kobe Shinobi!

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
-They stand near the fans.

Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?
-Dunkinโ€™ Donuts.

Why canโ€™t dinosaurs play basketball?
-Because theyโ€™re extinct!

Did you hear about the basketball team that doesnโ€™t have a website?
-They canโ€™t string three โ€œWsโ€ together.

What do you call a shark that plays basketball?
-A Sharq.

Why couldnโ€™t the basketball player listen to his music?
-Because he broke a record!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a Labrador and a basketball player?
-One drools and the other one dribbles!

What do you call a fantasy show about basketball?
-Hooper-natural.

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