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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2024

If you were a basketball, Iโ€™d never shoot.
-Because Iโ€™d always miss you.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
-One drools, the other dribbles.

What do you call a ninja who is good at basketball?
-A Kobe Shinobi!

Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?
-Dunkinโ€™ Donuts.

Why canโ€™t dinosaurs play basketball?
-Because theyโ€™re extinct!

The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season.
-Apparently they never take any shots.

Did you hear about the basketball team that doesnโ€™t have a website?
-They canโ€™t string three โ€œWsโ€ together.

I couldnโ€™t figure out why the basketball kept getting larger and larger.
-Then it hit me.

Why canโ€™t you play basketball with pigs?
-They hog the ball.

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
-They stand near the fans.

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
-He brought a frisbee with him.

Who was the poet of basketball?
-Longfellow.

Why canโ€™t you play a fair game of basketball in the jungle?
– Because thereโ€™s too many cheetahs!

What is Santaโ€™s favorite basketball team?
-The New York Old St. Nicks.

Whatโ€™s the difference between Basketball players and Soccer players?
-Basketball players get actual injuries.

What has a net but canโ€™t catch?
-A basketball hoop!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
-Get out of the way.

Why doesnโ€™t Albany have a professional basketball team?
-Because then New York City would want one, too.

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