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Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2021

If you were a basketball, Iโ€™d never shoot.
-Because Iโ€™d always miss you.

which are the best animals in basketball?
-A score-pion.

What is the urologistโ€™s favorite part in basketball?
-The dribbles.

What do you call a shrimp that’s really good at basketball?
-Leprawn James

I hear that Mr. Worldwide often gets called out in basketball.
-Heโ€™s always trying to travel.

If a basketball player gets athleteโ€™s foot, what does an astronaut get?
-Missle toe!

Been watching basketball lately, and I gotta say I can hardly tolerate Kevin Durant.
-He stinks compared to his brother, Deo.

They always asked me if I play basketball because I was tall.
-They stopped asking me that when I asked them if they play mini-golf.

Why didnโ€™t the nose make the basketball team?
-He didnโ€™t get picked.

Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the basketball team?
-Because she kept running away from the ball!

Whyโ€™d the chicken cross the basketball court?
-He heard the ref was blowing fouls.

Why canโ€™t you play basketball in the jungle?
-Because there are too many cheetahs.

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