Basketball Jokes ๐Ÿ€ in 2021

If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?
-Depends.

In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?
-Basketball.

Why are basketball players messy eaters?
-Because theyโ€™re always dribbling!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?
-Because they always make jump shots.

Why was the basketball court wet?
-Because people were dribbling on it!

What has a net but canโ€™t catch?
-A basketball hoop!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
-Get out of the way.

Why doesnโ€™t Albany have a professional basketball team?
-Because then New York City would want one, too.

What did the devil worshiping basketball player say?
-โ€œBaal is life.โ€

Why hasnโ€™t Europe ever won Olympic gold in basketball?
-Because Europe isnโ€™t a country.

What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?
-Root beer!

Why was the basketball court dripping wet?
-Because the basketball player kept dribbling all over it!

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