Basketball Jokes 🏀 in 2021

If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?
-Depends.

By: Yakov

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In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?
-Basketball.

By: Jaxyn

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Why are basketball players messy eaters?
-Because they’re always dribbling!

By: Amauri

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Why are frogs so good at basketball?
-Because they always make jump shots.

By: Vernon

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Why was the basketball court wet?
-Because people were dribbling on it!

By: Arden

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What has a net but can’t catch?
-A basketball hoop!

By: Teo

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
-Get out of the way.

By: Ren

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Why doesn’t Albany have a professional basketball team?
-Because then New York City would want one, too.

By: Klayton

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What did the devil worshiping basketball player say?
-“Baal is life.”

By: Don

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Why hasn’t Europe ever won Olympic gold in basketball?
-Because Europe isn’t a country.

By: Jahlil

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What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?
-Root beer!

By: Marek

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Why was the basketball court dripping wet?
-Because the basketball player kept dribbling all over it!

By: Avrohom

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