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Corny jokes in 2021

What do you call a cow with two legs?
-Lean beef.

I wasnโ€™t originally going to get a brain transplant,
-but then I changed my mind.

After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
-I needed a running start, but I made it!

Itโ€™s not appropriate to make a dad joke if youโ€™re not a dad.
-Itโ€™s a faux pa.

What do you call it when Batman skips church?
-Christian Bale.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, apart from one.
-Heโ€™s never gonna give you Up.

What do you do with a sick boat?
-Take it to the doc.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
-Because she was stuffed.

Iโ€™m glad I know sign language.
– Itโ€™s pretty handy

Whatโ€™s the best way to burn 1,000 calories?
-Leave the pizza in the oven.

I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length.
– Must be some kind of milestone.

What does a spy do when he gets cold?
-He goes undercover.

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