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Corny jokes in 2022

What do you call a cow with two legs?
-Lean beef.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,
-but then I changed my mind.

After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
-I needed a running start, but I made it!

It’s not appropriate to make a dad joke if you’re not a dad.
-It’s a faux pa.

What does a spy do when he gets cold?
-He goes undercover.

What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
-Keep your shirt on!

Don’t trust atoms,
-they make up everything.

What do sprinters eat before they race?
-Nothing. They fast.

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket…
-you can hide but you can’t run.

Why are elephants wrinkly?
-You can’t iron them.

What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
– “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.
-I found out she was seeing someone on the side.

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