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Corny jokes in 2024

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,
-but then I changed my mind.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
-Lean beef.

After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
-I needed a running start, but I made it!

It’s not appropriate to make a dad joke if you’re not a dad.
-It’s a faux pa.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
-Give me my quarterback.

What has four wheels and flies?
-A garbage truck!

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
-A do-you-think-he-saw-us.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
-All I did was take a day off.

Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity?
-It’s impossible to put down.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
-Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
-1forrest1.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
-He wanted to find Pluto!

sold my vacuum the other day.
-All it was doing was collecting dust.

A short psychic broke out of jail.
-They were a small medium at large.

What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
-Someday my prints will come!

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
-Because it’s pointless.

I’m a big fan of whiteboards.
-I find them quite re-markable.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
-Attire.

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