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Corny jokes in 2021

What do you call a cow with two legs?
-Lean beef.

I wasnโ€™t originally going to get a brain transplant,
-but then I changed my mind.

After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
-I needed a running start, but I made it!

Itโ€™s not appropriate to make a dad joke if youโ€™re not a dad.
-Itโ€™s a faux pa.

What do sprinters eat before they race?
-Nothing. They fast.

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacketโ€ฆ
-you can hide but you canโ€™t run.

Why are elephants wrinkly?
-You canโ€™t iron them.

What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
– โ€œSorry, we donโ€™t serve food here.โ€

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.
-I found out she was seeing someone on the side.

What do you call a duck that gets all Aโ€™s?
-A wise quacker.

How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
-Poke her face.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
– If it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan.

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