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Coffee jokes โ˜• in 2021

There are two types of people in this world:
-People who love Starbucks and liars.

Whatโ€™s that Italian dessert called where you pour espresso coffee over ice cream?
-Everyone I ask canโ€™t remember either.

The worst cases of the coronavirus are from coffee lovers.
– They couldnโ€™t stop caffeine

A yawn is
– just a silent scream for coffee.

A man says to his waiter, โ€˜Excuse me sir, this coffee is coldโ€™
-The waiter replies, โ€˜Thanks for telling me. Iโ€™ll make a note on the bill. Iced coffee is one Euro moreโ€™.

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself…
-I really need to wash some mugs.

Whatโ€™s it called when you steal someoneโ€™s coffee?
– Mugging!

How do you know if youโ€™ve had enough coffee?
– You channel surf faster without the remote.

When should you stop pouring milk into the coffee?
-Before it is too latte

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, โ€œEvery time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,โ€
-The psychiatrist said, โ€œWell, have you tried taking the spoon out?โ€

How does Harvey Dent take his coffee?
-With half & half

Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee?
-Because they have Italian titles for everything!

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