Coffee jokes โ˜• in 2021

What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
-Whatโ€™s Sumatra with you?

I like my education just like my hot coffee.
-No ICE.

Starbucks or Victoria Secrets?
-โ€ฆ..Who charges more per cup?

Whatโ€™s the best Beatles song?
-Latte Be!

How does a coffee lover hit on a woman?
– Iโ€™ve been thinking about you a latte.

Black, and made by my wife.

What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together?
-The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Soup of the day:
– Coffee.

I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car.
-Now everyone waves at me

What do you call a snail aboard a ship?
-A snailor.

Why shouldnโ€™t you discuss coffee in polite company?
– It can make for a strong and heated debate.

Two days ago I was trying to make a coffee in the morning but had no water. Instead of water I used RedBull to make my coffeeโ€ฆ
-long story short, when I got to work realized I forgot my car


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