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Coffee jokes ☕ in 2022

Did you know that coffee spelled backward is Eeffoc
-and I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my first cup!

What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
– Mugging!

How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
– You channel surf faster without the remote.

When should you stop pouring milk into the coffee?
-Before it is too latte

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,”
-The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”

How does Harvey Dent take his coffee?
-With half & half

Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee?
-Because they have Italian titles for everything!

Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
-Because he was pressed for time.

How do they get coffee to the arctic?
-The Polar Espresso

How do you call it when you force someone to drink coffee?
-Manipulatte

How does a tech guy drink coffee?
– He installs Java!

How does the serial killer like his coffee?
-How he likes his women—all ground up.

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