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Coffee jokes ☕ in 2022

How did the hipster burn his tongue?
-He drank his coffee before it was cool.

What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
– Break fluid

Did you know that coffee spelled backward is Eeffoc
-and I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my first cup!

Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt!
– That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.

How do you make Pig Jerky?
-Give them some coffee.

I finally leveled up my coffee game.
-All that grinding was worth it.

What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before?
-Déjà brew

Downloaded that apP where you post your location when you’re drinking a good cup of coffee, I think it’s called Grinde
-The real plus is that I haven’t paid for a single cup yet! The fellas around here are just so friendly.

Why do white women prefer black coffee?
– Because they can take black coffee home to their parents!

What do you call sad coffee?
– Despresso.

Why did the coffee file a police report?
-Because it was mugged.

What did the tie say to the hat?
-You go on ahead. I’ll hang around.

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