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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2022

Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
– Thors-day, of course!

What did Wonder Woman do when Ares asked her for a hand with his washing?
– She gave him her fist!

How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around?
– They ride the Buzz.

What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase?
– Magneto has only one outfit.

What was Bruce Wayne’s position on his little-league team?
– Bruce was the bat-boy.

What is Black Panther’s goal in life?
– To find his purr-pose!

Who always watches over Thor?
– Thor’s Asgardian angel.

What do people call Mark Ruffalo on set when he’s in a bad mood?
– Mark Rough Fellow.

What’s the difference between Superman and Spiderman?
– While Peter Parker can shoot webs, Clark Kent.

What’s the name of the currency that Superman can’t handle?
– Kryptocurrency.

Which foods do superheroes like best?
– Super-foods, of course!

What would you call Bruce Banner if he didn’t speak to anyone?
– The Incredible Sulk.

Why did Batman’s sidekick, Robin, get locked up?
– Because the policeman overheard someone saying, “look, he’s robbin’!”

Why does Superman fear the dark?
– Because it’s his krypto-nite!

What is Ant Man’s most favorite party game?
– The sc-avenger hunt.

How did Professor X beat Magneto every time?
– With his head.

What would you call a superhero who has a poor sense of direction?
– She’d be called Wander Woman.

Why do Dutch people find the Guardians of the Galaxy movies hilarious?
– Because they think Groot is saying “I am big” all the time. The word “groot” means “big,” “large,” and “great” in Dutch!

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