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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2024

Which foods do superheroes like best?
– Super-foods, of course!

What would you call Bruce Banner if he didn’t speak to anyone?
– The Incredible Sulk.

Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
– Thors-day, of course!

What did Wonder Woman do when Ares asked her for a hand with his washing?
– She gave him her fist!

How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around?
– They ride the Buzz.

What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase?
– Magneto has only one outfit.

What was Bruce Wayne’s position on his little-league team?
– Bruce was the bat-boy.

What is Black Panther’s goal in life?
– To find his purr-pose!

Who always watches over Thor?
– Thor’s Asgardian angel.

What do people call Mark Ruffalo on set when he’s in a bad mood?
– Mark Rough Fellow.

What’s the difference between Superman and Spiderman?
– While Peter Parker can shoot webs, Clark Kent.

What’s the name of the currency that Superman can’t handle?
– Kryptocurrency.

If X-Men rebelled against Professor X, what would be called?
– It’d be called Mutanty.

What would you get if you cross a flashlight and The Incredible Hulk?
– You’d get Green Lantern.

Who is the Incredible Hulk’s alter ego?
– The Credible Hulk!

Why does Deadpool have such stamina!
– Because he has Deadpoolication!

How does Ant Man keep his suit wrinkle free?
– With help from Iron Man.

What time of the day is Magneto’s favorite?
– Magnet-o’clock.

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