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Superhero Jokes 🦸 in 2023

Which is Thor’s favorite day of the week?
– Thors-day, of course!

What did Wonder Woman do when Ares asked her for a hand with his washing?
– She gave him her fist!

How do Ant Man and the Wasp get around?
– They ride the Buzz.

What’s the difference between Magneto and a suitcase?
– Magneto has only one outfit.

What was Bruce Wayne’s position on his little-league team?
– Bruce was the bat-boy.

What is Black Panther’s goal in life?
– To find his purr-pose!

Who always watches over Thor?
– Thor’s Asgardian angel.

What do people call Mark Ruffalo on set when he’s in a bad mood?
– Mark Rough Fellow.

What’s the difference between Superman and Spiderman?
– While Peter Parker can shoot webs, Clark Kent.

What’s the name of the currency that Superman can’t handle?
– Kryptocurrency.

Which foods do superheroes like best?
– Super-foods, of course!

What would you call Bruce Banner if he didn’t speak to anyone?
– The Incredible Sulk.

What do heroes like Spiderman and Ant-Man have in common?
– They bug the villains!

What did Iron Man say to Ant-man?
– He said, “stop bugging me”.

Why did they ban Hulk from the Honda dealership?
– Because he threw a Fit.

What does Superman like to drink the most?
– Fruit punch!

What does Superman use after a shower to dry off?
– A Tow-El.

How do superheroes prepare their dinner?
– They save the food first!

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