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Gluten Free Jokes in 2024

What’s the gluten-free person’s favorite reality show? Survivor: Bread Island!

How does a gluten-free person win an argument? With flour-less logic!

What did the gluten-free person say to the pasta? “You’re just not my type of dish!”

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to go camping? Too much toast by the campfire!

What did the gluten-free person say to the cake? “Hope you’re not hiding any flour!”

What’s a gluten-free person’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Wheat-lievin’!”

Why did the gluten-free person start a band? They wanted to make some dough without the dough!

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to go to the grain festival? It was a kernel of disaster!

Why did the gluten-free person go to a therapist? They needed to ‘knead’ out their issues!

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to go to the pancake house? It was a stack of trouble!

Why did the gluten-free person become a nutritionist? They wanted to spread the “gluten-free” message!

What’s the gluten-free person’s favorite motto? “All you knead is love and gluten-free bread!”

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to work at the sandwich shop? Too much bread handling!

What did the gluten-free person say to the bread? “We just don’t mix!”

What did the gluten-free person say to the biscuit? “You’re just a crumb of disaster!”

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to eat at the pizzeria? They couldn’t stomach the crust!

Why did the gluten-free person break up with spaghetti? They couldn’t pasta-ssibly continue!

What did the gluten-free person say to the doughnut? “You’re just a round of trouble!”

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