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Gluten Free Jokes in 2024

Why do gluten-free people make great comedians? Their jokes are always in ‘bread’ taste!

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to watch food channels? Too much bread drama!

What’s a gluten-free person’s favorite superhero? “The Inedible Bulk!”

What did the gluten-free person say to the croissant? “You’re just not my roll model!”

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to join the army? Too much dough in the mess hall!

What’s the gluten-free person’s favorite book? “A Tale of No Gluten”!

What’s the gluten-free person’s favorite dance? The non-wheat whirl!

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to go to the beer fest? It was a brew of trouble!

Why do gluten-free people make great astronauts? They’re always looking for new ‘un-breaded’ frontiers!

Why did the gluten-free person bring their own snacks to the party? Because they knead-ed something different!

What did the gluten-free person say to the toast? “You’re just not my slice of bread!”

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to play cards? Because they were always dealt a bad hand…ful of gluten!

What did the gluten-free person say to the pretzel? “You’re just a twist of trouble!”

What did the gluten-free person say to the wheat? “You’re just not my ‘grain’ of rice!”

What’s a gluten-free ghost’s favorite snack? Boooo-berry muffins!

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to eat at the bakery? It was a loaf of trouble!

Why did the gluten-free person become a detective? To get to the “grain” of the problem!

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to go to the bread factory? It was a loaf of despair!

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