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Zoom jokes 🧑🏽💻 in 2025
Zoom is an online meeting and video call platform. It grows immensely in popularity during the year 2020 as things began to close down and work from home spiked. Zoom jokes were present before but have exploded in popularity in the last two years.
Me: This show is boring…
Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference!
What do you call a quick video-conference at the Mazda factory?
– A zoom-zoom zoom Zoom.
I’m getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls…
– Now I’m making ends meet by making meets end!
I was just on a Zoom call that ended automatically after 40 minutes because the organizer was on a free tier. This is the single greatest advance to meeting productivity that I’ve ever seen. Would pay extra for this feature
True story. Chicago-area preschool teacher teaching remotely today because of the storms. Her dogs started barking like crazy, interrupting the Zoom. She looked out her window and told/apologized to the class that the shovelers were there. 4 year old classmate replies,
“Wow, your shovelers sound like dogs!”
Been laughing at that one all day.
A duck was standing on the curb
– Cars zoomed past the duck while he waited for a break in traffic. A chicken walked up to him and said “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it.”
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German log on to a zoom call…
The host wants to make sure their video is working so asks: “can you see me?”
The Englishman says “Yes”
The Frenchman says “Oui”
The Spaniard says “Sí”
And the German says “Ja”
I hope this doesn’t violate the 6th rule on this subreddit…
Yo mama so stupid
– She wears a face mask on a zoom meeting
President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.
– Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.
The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he’d be giving out free bottles of water.
Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. “We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all”
The Irish President replied: “Well, if you guys aren’t giving out beer, then neither am I.”
A zoomer was invited to his millennial friend’s wedding, and was asked to give a toast.
– He didn’t avocado.
Murphy’s Nails
Two brothers start up a company that manufactures nails, one is in charge of sales and the other marketing. They needed a commercial, so the one in charge of marketing got to work.
A few weeks later he excitedly shows the footage to his brother. It starts with a wide shot of a mob of people on a hill, and zooms in. Eventually it is clear there are angry people, Roman soldiers, and 3 men on a cross, it zooms in further to one of the men who is Jesus. The shot zooms in even further to one of the nails in Jesus’ hand and on the head of the nail it reads “MURPHY’S NAILS”. The brother in charge of sales is in shock for a few moments before exploding, “you IDIOT now our nails are associated with the crucifixion of Jesus, fix this immediately or we are ruined!” His brother apologizes saying “sorry brother, give me a few days and I will fix this don’t worry!”.
Two days later the brother in charge of marketing tells his brother that he has fixed the commercial and it is ready to broadcast. It starts again with a wide shot of a mob of people, as it zooms in there are angry citizens and Roman soldiers chasing a figure in bloody robes that is clearly a depiction of Jesus. It finally zooms in on a lone Roman Centurion who shrugs at the camera and says “we should have used Murphy’s Nails”.
The worst part of having to do zoom classes out due to coronavirus is
– I keep getting bullet holes in my monitor
Being a freshman everyone always told me first year would go quickly…
but I didn’t realise it would ZOOM
(im sorry)
Not muting your mic is the new reply all
Why was CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin jacking off on a Zoom call?
– Because last month they switched over from WebEx.
In need of your CORNIEST joke
My job does zoom meetings every day at 11, and tomorrow our ‘task’ is to come up with a corny joke. The cornier, the better. What do you got for me?
I can find jokes like this on google:
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
But I really wanna blow people away with how funny my (your) joke is
During a zoom band class the teacher asked a student to name different notes. As he was reading them he stopped suddenly and said, “I forgot what note this is”
– A bandmate put an F in the chat.
Being a freshman everyone always told me first year would go quickly…
– but I didn’t realise it would ZOOM
(im sorry)
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Zoom Before 2020
Before March of 2020, Zoom was used for long distance communications, presentations, and for those who were unable to attend things in person. There were several funny Zoom jokes already, including those based upon on the pun of the word Zoom being used for the name of the company.Silly Zoom jokes referenced the benefits of being able to communicate through video with people around the world. It can help to bring people together and create stronger working relationships, host interviews and training online, and ease the burden of travel. Travel jokes are frequently enjoyed when people are enjoying the freedom of attending online rather than traveling for a short meeting. As it grew in popularity through cost and time savings, it became mainstream and was set up to become a long-term tool.
Zoom After 2020
Since the shut downs and work from home procedures expanded, this program has become a necessary tool and vital to the regular operation of many companies. Cheesy Zoom jokes focus on the way it has become a key part of day life for workers around the world. One liner Zoom jokes and puns focus not only one the usefulness of the program but also on how it has changed lives, the failures and downtimes that occur, and the work interruptions that can occur.There have been several bumps and roadblocks in the use of the program and many of these involve the internet services. Internet jokes and online meeting jokes, interview jokes, and even work from home jokes are all popular with the same groups of people. Companies that use these programs are certain to hear the very best Zoom jokes and share them with their friends and colleagues. Short Zoom jokes are easy to fit into conversations and are even used as user names and by those who work within the company. Top Zoom jokes are easily used by everyone, and with the expanded uses of the program to businesses and schools, Zoom jokes for children have also grown wildly.
One of the other focuses of clean Zoom jokes is the way that people dress when doing online meetings rather than in person ones. Often pajama jokes are shared when people show up in pajamas, work out gear, and even dress up on their top half but wear comfortable pajama pants for the bottom where they will not be seen in the camera. Dress code jokes and pun are popular in some businesses, especially those that usually have strict dress code policies in place for the work place.
The Future of Zoom
As companies and workers, along with schools and other businesses, are all seeing the cost benefits of allowing some work to be done from home, and online meetings with people across the country, this platform is sure to have several more years or decades of success. Cheesy Zoom jokes will continue as long as the video calls continue, and they are widely used not only for schools and businesses but also by families remaining in contact with family they rarely see.Conferencing with others that are in different branches or areas can allow companies to collaborate with people anywhere. Faster problem solving is often a result of easy communication, and corny Zoom jokes both acknowledge and point out the usefulness of this ability. It may truly be brining the world closer together and fostering both working and private relationships around the world.
Technology is sure to continue becoming more effective and efficient, and programs for video calls will continue to become better and faster. The ease of use and effectiveness of these systems have been proven and will continue to improve, making it a key tool well into the future.