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Zombie jokes 🧟 in 2025

How does a zombie start a letter?
– Tomb it may concern…

What happens when ghouls go on social media?
– Zombie accounts.

What’s a zombie’s favorite attire?
– Blood splats!

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a legume?
– A zom-bean!

What do vegetarian zombies eat?
– Graaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnssssss.

What do zombies serve at parties?
– Finger food.

Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
– It’s dead in that place.

How do zombies greet their dinner guests?
– They say, “pleased to eat you!”

What do you call a stripey zombie?
– A zom-bee!

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