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Zombie jokes 🧟 in 2024

What did the zombie boxer yell at the start of the round?
– You want a piece of me?

Why did the policeman lock the zombie up for the night after pulling him over?
– Because the zombie couldn’t walk in a straight line.

Why did the zombie lose the quiz show?
– Because he kept saying the answer to each question was brains.

How do zombies introduce themselves?
– Pleased to eat you.

What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
– The zombie alpacalypse.

Why was the zombie shy?
– Because he was once bitten!

Why can’t zombies have pets?
– Because they’d eat their brains!

Where is the best place to hide from a Zombie?
– In your LIVING room.

What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
– Grave-y.

The zombie got in trouble with her neighbours.
– They didn’t like her skull-king around.

Why can a zombie never be a comedian?
– Because the alive don’t think zombies are funny!

What icy dessert do zombies love?
– Eyes cream!

Where do zombies go sailing?
– Lake Eerie.

Why did the zombie soccer player get sent off?
– He kept moving the ghoul-posts.

What did the zombie order at the fast-food restaurant?
– A quarter brainer and fries!

Which is a zombie’s favorite room in a house?
– The living room!

I can’t think of any good zombie jokes lately
– I must’ve gone *braindead* or something.

How does a zombie start a letter?
– Tomb it may concern…

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