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Zombie jokes 🧟 in 2024

What kind of bread do zombies prefer?
– Whole brain.

What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
– A zoombie.

How did the zombie and the vampire defeat Superman?
– They lured him into the crypt-onite.

Why did the zombie retire from eating brains?
– Because his teeth and jaw fell out!

Why was the zombie sad?
– Because he just wanted to be with zombodie he loved!

Why did the zombie take a day off work?
– He was feeling really rotten.

What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
– I didn’t have enough brains.

“This graveyard’s gotten way too popular,” said the zombie to the vampire.
– “People are dying to get in.”

How did the zombie feel about meeting his long-distance girlfriend for the first time?
– He was dying to meet her!

What are zombies afraid of?
– Crypt-onite!

If you like spooky puns, Halloween is the perfect excuse to share some of these scary jokes about zombies with your friends.

Why did the zombie take a sick day?
– She had cold symp-tombs.

How did the zombie get promoted?
– He created a horde of zombies!

What do you call a line of zombies approaching?
– A dead-line!

What do you call a zombie sleepover?
– A mass grave

What should you never give a zombie?
– A piece of your mind!

What’s a zombie’s least favourite quiz question?
– A no-brainer.

What part of the military do zombies serve in?
– The marine corpse.

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