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Zombie jokes 🧟 in 2024

What did the zombie band call themselves?
– The Walking Dead!

How do zombies measure time?
– In decay-eds!

What brand of underpants do zombies wear?
– Fruit of the tomb.

What do vegetarian zombies say?
– Graaaiiinnss!

What does a zombie do when he’s sick?
– He groans and coffins!

Why did the zombie get rushed to the hospital?
– Because he was in a grave condition.

Which kind of pizza is a zombie’s favorite?
– Bite-sized ones!

Why don’t zombies eat comedians?
– They taste funny.

What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
– Spill the zombeans.

Why was the zombie always grinning?
– Because he had no lips!

How did the zombie help the other zombie screw in the lightbulb?
– He gave him his hand!

What does a dyslexic zombie say?
– Brians

What beans do zombies eat?
– Human beans.

The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
– They’re horror-scopes.

Why did the zombie nod off to sleep?
– He was dead tired!

What car does a zombie dream of driving?
– A monster truck!

What money do zombies use?
– Crypt-o-currency.

What did the zombie kid call his toy bear?
– Deaddy.

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