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Zombie jokes 🧟 in 2024

What did the ghoul call the zombie’s father when he left the car at home?
– The walking Dad.

What holiday do zombies celebrate each year?
– The day of the apocalypse!

Why did the zombie never need to go to the hairdresser?
– Because he had un-dead ends!

Why did the girl fall in love with the zombie?
– She said he was just so infectious

What did the zombie bring to the barbecue?
– Halloweenies.

The zombie had had a really long day at work.
– She was dead tired.

How much do zombies earn eating brains?
– No sense!

What currency do zombies use?
– Crypto-currency!

Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
– The Dead Sea.

What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
– His ghoul-friend.

How does a zombie like his steak done?
– Flesh and raw-r!

How do zombies start off a good night?
– With a human snack!

What do you call a zombie on the hunt?
– The working dead!

What do you call a row of zombies?
– A deadline.

What do you call an undead bee?
– A zom-bee.

What flowers do zombie women love to receive on Valentine’s Day?
– Carnivorous flowers!

What did the zombie give his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day?
– A box of brains and a deady bear!

Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
– He was dead lifting

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