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Zlatan Ibrahimović Jokes in 2025

Why did Zlatan refuse to play hide and seek? Because nobody hides Zlatan!

Why did Zlatan get kicked out of the bakery? Because he claimed he could make a better bun!

What’s Zlatan’s favorite type of story? A Zlatan story!

What’s Zlatan’s favorite kind of pizza? One with lots of goals (gorgonzola)!

What is Zlatan’s favourite song? “All by Myself” because he thinks he can do everything alone!

What’s Zlatan’s favorite type of music? Solo, because he likes to stand out!

What is Zlatan’s favorite dance move? The solo dance, because he likes to take all the credit!

Why does Zlatan never take a nap? Because he never rests on his laurels!

Why did Zlatan refuse to join the choir? Because he doesn’t like to share the spotlight!

Why does Zlatan always play on the right side of the field? Because he’s never wrong!

Why does Zlatan never get lost? Because everyone knows where Zlatan is!

How does Zlatan like his coffee? Strong, like his game!

What does Zlatan do when he sees a shooting star? He outshines it!

What does Zlatan say when he wins a match? “Next!”

What does Zlatan do when he gets a flat tire? He reinflates it with his ego!

What does Zlatan say when he makes a mistake? “Just kidding!”

Why did Zlatan refuse to play the board game? Because there is only one king in his castle!

What’s Zlatan’s favorite animal? The lion, because it’s the king of the jungle!

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