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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2025

Why don’t the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?
– ‘CAUSE THERE’S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

A boy at school
– A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend. His father is a pilot and taught him the word “takeoff.” His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the word “zebra.” His big sister was going to have a baby and taught him the word “baby.” He went to school the next day and his teacher asked, ”What are your three words?” The boy said, ”Takeoff zebra baby.”

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
– The answer is pretty black and white.

What is the difference between a zebra and a horse?
– A zebra has its pajamas on.

Austria’s Prime minister…

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
– She got a Zebra.

Which animal do women hate?
– Ze-bra

My zebra is a terrible ballet dancer.
– I think he’s got two left feet.

What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra?
– Two streets further away.

What has 3 words, 8 letters, is easy to say, and hard to prove?
– I’m a zebra.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?
– Spot

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
– Tarzan with stripes.

What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a meerkat, and a giraffe?
– Zoo Kids On The Block!

For my cake day, I’d like to tell you that I eat zebras…
– but then I’d be lion

Why wouldn’t you ask the zebra for music advice?
– Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

A young zebra escapes from the zoo and meets a stallion in a nearby valley
– The stallion was fascinated and asked the zebra “where do you come from and what do you do?” the zebra replied “I come from Africa and I just chill with my friends on the plain”
Then the zebra asked the stallion “what are you and what do you do?” and the stallion replied “I’m a stallion, get your pyjamas off and i’ll show you”

Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra?
– You can never find the barcode.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
– A zebra!

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