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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2025

Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what’s the biggest bra?
– The Zebra.

What happens when you put a zebra in a lion cage?
– You get fired from the zoo

A zebra is the safest place to cross the road.
– Unless you are actually a zebra.

Why do all zebras wear glasses?
– Cause they can’t ze-brah.

The Lion
– There’s a zebra, a warthog and an impala and they drinking at the water hole when a pride of lions appears out of the bushes and surrounds them.

A zebra dies and goes to heaven
– The zebra meets God and asks him the one true question that he’s been wondering his whole life.

“God, am I a white zebra with black stripes, or a black zebra with white stripes?”

God responds, “You are who you are.”

It was then that the zebra knew he was white with black stripes. If he was black with white stripes, God would have told him, “You is who you is.”

Why does the zebra bring toilet paper to the party?
– Because he is a party pooper.

What is black, white, and calm all over?
– A zenbra.

Why do all Zebras wear glasses?
Cause they can’t Ze-Brah

What is black, white & eats like a horse?
– A Zebra 🙂

A lion was walking through a jungle
– …and asked a monkey, ‘Who’s king of the jungle.’ ‘You are, sir!’ said the monkey. The lion asked zebra, ‘Who’s king of the jungle.’ ‘You are, sir!’ said the zebra. When lion asked an elephant the elephant picked up the lion with his tusks and tossed him aside. ‘Just because you don’t know the answer doesn’t mean you have to get mad,’ said the lion.

What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
– A zebra.

What’s black and white and blue?
– A sad zebra.

Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?
– Because it was a zebra crossing

A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra.
– But he was spotted.

You’re riding on a horse at high speed chasing a zebra. To your right is a sheer dropoff. Two feet to your left is a grizzly bear. Right on the heels of your horse is an angry lion. What do you do?
– Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!

I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake.
– He said, “Well spotted”.

What does a zebra and michael jackson have in common?
– They can’t decide whether to be black or white!

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