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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2025

A Zebra dies and goes to heaven…
– When he gets to the Gates, a man is there and says “you may ask 1 question before you enter and you will get your answer..” The Zebra thinks for a second and says “Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?” Stumped the man tells the Zebra to wait there and he will get the answer from The Man himself.. Waiting patiently the Zebra sees the man approaching and says “I have the answer, but I don’t understand it.” “Tell me” says the Zebra. “Ok, he said the answer is ‘You are what you are!’ The Zebra laughs and the man is puzzled and says “Do you know what it means?” The Zebra says “Yup, I’m white with black stripes cause if I was black with white stripes he’d have said ‘You is what you is!’

As a reward for winning a race, a young stallion was put in a compound with a beautiful female zebra.
– As the next day dawned, the keeper ran to see how the stallion had made out and was chagrined to see him leaning up against a tree. His mane was disheveled, his body covered in welts from angry hooves, and he had two giant black eyes. Astounded, the keeper asked what had happened.

What did the horse say the first time they saw a zebra?
– That horse has been to prison.

Got a pet zebra and didn’t realize how hungry they are.
– He eats like a horse.

What happens when you put a zebra in a lion cage?
– You get fired from the zoo

What is black and white with red dots?
– A zebra with chickenpox.

What do a Zebra and a Panda have in common?
– It’s pretty black and white

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?
– Spot

What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?
– Ze brains!

Two donkeys are standing near a street light and deciding whether to cross the zebra crossing or not
– Donkey-1:Yo! What are you waiting for?Lets cross the road!

Donkey-2:No Way! Did you see what happened to the zebra?

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?
– Because there wasn’t a Zebra crossing

A Russian man travels to the US without knowing any english
– After leaving the airport, he sees a sign for a space center that says Take off!

Next, he sees a billboard for the zoo that says Zebra

Later that day he goes to a bar and is excited to use his newly learned words. When he gets into the bar he tells the waitress Take off ze bra!

Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
– The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.

What do you call a zebra who joined a fraternity?
– A zebro

Why wouldn’t you ask the zebra for music advice?
– Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What do you call a striped bra?
– A zebra.

A Zebra walks into a pub and asks for a beer.

The bartender says “Sorry I can’t serve you”
The Zebra asks “Why not?”

“Because you’re barred” replies the bartender.

I just thought this up but I doubt I’m the first. Sorry if it is lame.

The zookeeper told me I wasn’t allowed to buy the animals,
– so I asked why the zebra had a barcode.

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