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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2025

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, red?
– Half a zebra

What side does a zebra have the most stripes on?
– The outside.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape-man?
– Tarzan with stripes.

So a young zebra asks his father…
– “Dad, am I white with black stripes or black with white strpes?”

“I don’t know, son. Go ask God”

So the young zebra goes to see god, and asks ” God, am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”

To which God replies “You are what you are.”

At that moment the young zebra races home and yells “Dad, dad, dad! I know what I am, now!”

The dad asks, “Ok, what are you?”

“I’m white with black stripes, because if I were black with white stripes God would have said ‘You is what you is.'”

What’s black and white and can’t go through a revolving door?
– A zebra with a spear through its head.

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside
– Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: “So, shall we cross? ”
The other shakes his head: “No way, look at what happened to the zebra.”

What did the zebra say before leaving?
– I’ll be white black.

What do you call a zebra lost at sea?
– A seabra.

Please help me find my lost horse, Black Beauty.
– The horse was last seen near the white fence I was repainting. Side note, is anyone missing a zebra?

Two zebras are standing in a field.
– Zebra 1 asks “Hey, do you think I’m white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”

Did you know that scientists crossed a zebra and a donkey?
– They called it a zeedonk.

A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa.
– One of the students says, “five zebras and a lion.”

What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra?
– Two streets further away.

What’s yellow and smells like a zebra?
– Lion vomit.

What do you call a zebra in the ocean ?
– A Seabra .

What happened when the leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra?
– He was spotted.

What is black and white with red dots?
– A zebra with chickenpox.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?
– Spot

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