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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2025

Zebras must be tough to eat.
– You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat.

Props to this guy at Disney

This sub is basically shit.
– Not a joke. I’m scouring the ocean floor in a vessel mainly made of zebra feces.

Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?
– Because he saw what happened to the zebra.

I finally finished reading the dictionary the other day.
– Spoiler alert… the zebra did it.

What’s black and white and red all over?
– * Classic answer: A newspaper.
* Children’s answer: A zebra with a suntan.
* Holiday answer: Santa at the bottom of the chimney.
* Religious answer: An priest realizing that he really is wearing a dress.
* Appalling answer: An interracial couple in an automobile accident.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?
– The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Whats black and white and red all over?
– A sun-burned zebra!

Two male zebras in the zoo started making music.
– They’re called the Zbruhs.

A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra.
– But he was spotted.

Why don’t the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?
– ‘CAUSE THERE’S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

A boy at school
– A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn 3 new words over the weekend. His father is a pilot and taught him the word “takeoff.” His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the word “zebra.” His big sister was going to have a baby and taught him the word “baby.” He went to school the next day and his teacher asked, ”What are your three words?” The boy said, ”Takeoff zebra baby.”

What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
– The answer is pretty black and white.

What is the difference between a zebra and a horse?
– A zebra has its pajamas on.

Austria’s Prime minister…

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
– She got a Zebra.

Which animal do women hate?
– Ze-bra

My zebra is a terrible ballet dancer.
– I think he’s got two left feet.

What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra?
– Two streets further away.

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