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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2025

What does a zebra and michael jackson have in common?
– They can’t decide whether to be black or white!

I just finished up reading the dictionary.
– It turns out that the Zebra did it.

I finished reading The Dictionary the other day…
– Spoiler alert, the zebra did it

If a quadruped has four legs and a biped has two legs, what is a zebra?
– A stri-ped.

How do you enter a surfer zebra’s house?
– With a key, brah!

What do Penguins, Black and White movies, Zebras and newspapers all have in common?
– The next generation is not going to know what any of those things are.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?
– .Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Cheetahs
– I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes “Man, you’re such s Cheetah!” and they laugh and eat a Zebra or whatever

What animal do French women wear to give them support?
– Zebra.

A Zebra dies and goes to heaven…
– When he gets to the Gates, a man is there and says “you may ask 1 question before you enter and you will get your answer..” The Zebra thinks for a second and says “Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?” Stumped the man tells the Zebra to wait there and he will get the answer from The Man himself.. Waiting patiently the Zebra sees the man approaching and says “I have the answer, but I don’t understand it.” “Tell me” says the Zebra. “Ok, he said the answer is ‘You are what you are!’ The Zebra laughs and the man is puzzled and says “Do you know what it means?” The Zebra says “Yup, I’m white with black stripes cause if I was black with white stripes he’d have said ‘You is what you is!’

As a reward for winning a race, a young stallion was put in a compound with a beautiful female zebra.
– As the next day dawned, the keeper ran to see how the stallion had made out and was chagrined to see him leaning up against a tree. His mane was disheveled, his body covered in welts from angry hooves, and he had two giant black eyes. Astounded, the keeper asked what had happened.

What did the horse say the first time they saw a zebra?
– That horse has been to prison.

Got a pet zebra and didn’t realize how hungry they are.
– He eats like a horse.

What happens when you put a zebra in a lion cage?
– You get fired from the zoo

What is black and white with red dots?
– A zebra with chickenpox.

What do a Zebra and a Panda have in common?
– It’s pretty black and white

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?
– Spot

What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?
– Ze brains!

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