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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2025

A Russian man travels to the US without knowing any english
– After leaving the airport, he sees a sign for a space center that says Take off!

Next, he sees a billboard for the zoo that says Zebra

Later that day he goes to a bar and is excited to use his newly learned words. When he gets into the bar he tells the waitress Take off ze bra!

Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
– The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.

What do you call a zebra who joined a fraternity?
– A zebro

Why wouldn’t you ask the zebra for music advice?
– Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What do you call a striped bra?
– A zebra.

A Zebra walks into a pub and asks for a beer.

The bartender says “Sorry I can’t serve you”
The Zebra asks “Why not?”

“Because you’re barred” replies the bartender.

I just thought this up but I doubt I’m the first. Sorry if it is lame.

The zookeeper told me I wasn’t allowed to buy the animals,
– so I asked why the zebra had a barcode.

What does a zebra call his best friends?
– Zeebros.

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
– Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

What do you call a zebra who joined a fraternity?
– A zebro

What’s black and white and red all over
– A zebra with a sunburn!

What did the zebra tell the vet at his sick visit?
– “I’m feeling a little horse.”

An old joke I learned in third grade…
– So, this french guy – he wants to learn English. So boards a plane to the US and he hears the Pilot say “take off”. The first stop he makes in the US is the San Diego Zoo, where he learns “zebra”. While he’s looking at the Zebras, a couple walks up with a stroller and he learns the word “baby”. So then he goes to the beach, and he sees a hot girl in a bikini and wants to talk to her. He starts speaking french and she’s like, “Oh, I’m sorry, I don’t speak French! Do you know any English?” and he replies… “Take off zebra baby!” and she slaps him.

What do you call a black and white bra?
– Zebra

What do you call a male zebra?
– A zebro

How do you find zebra?
– Look under zeshirt.

Please help me find my lost horse, Black Beauty.
– The horse was last seen near the white fence I was repainting. Side note, is anyone missing a zebra?

Black and white

What’s black and white and lives in Africa?
A zebra.

What’s black and white and hides in caves?
A zebra that owes me money.

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