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Zebra jokes 🦓 in 2025

What does a zebra look like?
– A horse behind bars.

Zebras usually hold strong opinions.
– They are very black and white creatures.

What did the horse say the first time they saw a zebra?
– That horse has been to prison.

What is black and white and red all over?
– A sunburnt zebra.

What did the zebra say before leaving?
– I’ll be white black.

What do you call a young, unruly zebra?
– A zebrat!

A zebra and a giraffe have a kid…
– …and named him Al. Al is really good at maths. What species is he?

What do you call a jewish zebra?
– A zebrew.

What’s a German underwear model’s favourite animal
– Ze-bra

What do zebras have that no other animal has?
– Baby zebras.

Two donkeys are standing at an intersection.
– One asks the other, “Should we cross?”

What’s the oldest animal?
– It’s the zebra because they are black and white

What do you put on zeboobs?
– Zebra

What does a zebra and michael jackson have in common?
– They can’t decide whether to be black or white!

Zebras aren’t fans of coloring books.
– They don’t like having to stay between the lions.

Why did a statistician take a zebra with him when he boarded a train?
– Because statistically, it’s a lot less likely to be a train accident with a Zebra inside it…

What is the difference between a zebra and a horse?
– A zebra has its pajamas on.

What has 3 words, 8 letters, is easy to say, and hard to prove?
– I’m a zebra.

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