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Yoga Jokes 🧘 in 2025

What do you call a fat girl in yoga pants at Walmart?
– Cashier

I think I thought of a great joke about yoga
– But you might need to help me with the punchline, it’s a bit of a stretch.

Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?
– It couldn’t find its center.

What did the yoga teacher say when she performed a citizen’s arrest?
– You’ve got the right to remain silent!

Why did the yogi refuse anesthesia when having his wisdom teeth removed?
– He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!

Found a news article saying that millions of people die annually from doing yoga.
– I think that’s a stretch.

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