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Yoga Jokes 🧘 in 2025

I asked a millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room…
– He said: “Nah a ma stay.”

People say yoga will change you life.
– I think that’s a bit of a stretch.

What did the police officer say to the Yogi who broke the law?
– You have the right to remain silent.

What happened to the yoga instructor who was arrested?
– She was sentenced to a long stretch.

Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher?
– They are flexible.

My Yoga instructor was so hot, I didn’t want to leave the studio…
– She kept telling me it was done but I said “namaste”

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yoga.
Yoga who?
Yoga to try this, it feels amazing.

What did the sign in the window of the yoga master searching for a new disciple say?
– Inquire within!

Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes he’s completely out of shape.
– Yoga pants.

There’s only three things that tell the truth in the world
– Kids, Alcoholics and yoga pants.

What did the yogi tell his dog?
– Nama-stay!

How did the yogi get so tall?
– He Guru.

What do Yoga meditation and an apple peeler have in common?
– They both take you to the core.

I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is
– she said ” To inspire and then expire”

I think my mirror is broken
– I said pumpkin spice latte 3 times in front of it and no white girl in yoga pants appeared.

What kind of yoga moves are popular at nudist yoga?
– Over-ex-poses.

Why couldn’t the yogi find any coins outside?
– Because change comes from within.

I signed up for yoga, and our new instructor is awesome.
– She really bends over backwards for us.

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