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Yoga Jokes 🧘 in 2025

Why does the bear love yoga class?
– It’s a good chance to paws and reflect.

Why didn’t the yoga guru use the vacuum?
– Because he has no attachments.

What’s the hardest yoga pose to master?
– Corpse Pose. You only get it right once.

The thing I love most about this fall weather is the UGG boots and yoga pants..
… Though, they do make me look a bit gay

What do you call an injury you get at yoga class?
– Yoghurt.

How do yogi greet each other in Maine?
– NaMooseStay

Do you wanna join me for yoga class?
– Namaste here. (Nah, I’mma stay here)

The ladies call me “subway”..
..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat.

My yoga instructor said I could start her class at 3pm or 4pm.
– She was very flexible.

My yoga teacher was drunk yesterday.
– He put me in a really awkward position.

What did the Yogi say to the criminal?
– You have the right to remain silent!

The instructor responded, “Namaste.”
– And the redneck said, “Oh. Then I’m-a-stayin too.”

What did the yoga student say to her yoga teacher when he told her to leave?
– She said nah-ima-stay

What did the dyslexic cow say in yoga class?
– Oooooom.

What does a dyslexic cow say at yoga class?
– Oooooooom.

What do you call women doing yoga in see through Lululemon pants?
– Over-ex-posers

Have you heard the one about the yoga instructor?
– It was quite a stretch.

This morning my wife asked me if I would like to yoga class with her…
– Namaste in bed.

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