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Yoda Jokes in 2025

How did Yoda convince Luke of his hidden power?
-He force-d him into using it.

What does Yoda say when he is drunk?
– Dear me it appears I have imbibed alcohol in sufficient quantitiy to impair my speech

Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Globi-wan Kenobi.
– What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda.

What is Yoda’s favourite soft drink?
-Yoda Soda.

Baby Yoda’s first word
-Probably came after his second word.

What did Yoda say after borrowing E I E from old Macdonald?
– E I E, I owe

What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
– I find your lack of steak disturbing

Yoda: Dark it is, the other side
-Luke: Shut up and eat your toast.

Yoda a bookshelf built
-DYIng he is

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road away from Yoda?
-To get to the dark side.

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