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Yoda Jokes in 2025

What do you call it when our beloved Yoda looks into the camera and talks to the viewers?
– Breaking the force wall.

Disney finally released Yoda’s last name. His full name is:
-Yoda Lay-Heehoo

What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett.
– Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps: “Use the forks, Luke.”

Not a Dagobah where Yoda doesn’t regret Anakin Skywalker’s
-fall to the dark side.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself on the 4K TV?
-“HDMI”

I really hope this hasn’t already been done.

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?
-Because 6, 7 8

Why did Yoda participate in X-Factors?
-Because he was good at Yodaling.

Baby Yoda’s friend will show you to his cheese making hut…
-This is the whey.

What does Yoda do for fun?
– Anything that makes the Dagobah.

What did Yoda say when Chewbacca made a stupid error?
-A wookie mistake it was
I will show myself out…

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