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Yoda Jokes in 2025

If I buy a Prius, I’ll make sure to put a bobblehead Yoda figurine on the dash
– Then I’ll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.

Why didn’t anyone trust Yoda with driving?
– Because every time off course, he was.

Did you hear they finally revealed Yoda’s surname on that new Star Wars show??
-I can’t believe it’s Layheehoo

What type of car did Yoda eat?
-A BMW i8

What is Yoda’s favorite way to get a result?
– A Tie-Breaker.

Yoda, why so sceptical?
-Never mind, the force maybe with you

What is a Stormtrooper’s favourite TV show? Game of Clones.
-What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party? First hors d’oeuvres.

What did Yoda say when himself in 1080p, he saw?
– HDMI

What did Kuiil say when The Mandilorian told him that The Child (Baby Yoda) wanted to go to Chuck E. Cheese?
-“I have token.”

How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda?
-Dago Bah

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