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Yoda Jokes in 2025

Why was Yoda afraid of 7
-Because 9 7 8

What did Yoda said to Princess Lea after separating with Han Solo
-” May divorce be with you “

What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? The.
-What do you call Chewbacca when he chocolate stuck in his fir? A chocolate chip Wookie.

Baby Yoda’s first word
– Probably came after his second word.

What did Yoda say when he moved to Menominee?
-Now in U.P. MI !

If I buy a Prius, I’ll make sure to put a bobblehead Yoda figurine on the dash
– Then I’ll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.

Why didn’t anyone trust Yoda with driving?
– Because every time off course, he was.

Did you hear they finally revealed Yoda’s surname on that new Star Wars show??
-I can’t believe it’s Layheehoo

What type of car did Yoda eat?
-A BMW i8

What is Yoda’s favorite way to get a result?
– A Tie-Breaker.

What did Yoda say when himself in 1080p, he saw?
– HDMI

Yoda, why so sceptical?
-Never mind, the force maybe with you

What is a Stormtrooper’s favourite TV show? Game of Clones.
-What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party? First hors d’oeuvres.

What did Kuiil say when The Mandilorian told him that The Child (Baby Yoda) wanted to go to Chuck E. Cheese?
-“I have token.”

How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda?
-Dago Bah

How do you get down from a bantha?
– You don’t. You get down from a goose.

A man is walking with yoda and asked him if they are in the correct route.
-Yoda then replied “Off course, we are”

Yoda use to have the younglings put on white face paint and pretend to walk against the wind, be trapped in invisible boxes, you know…
-Jedi mime tricks.

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