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Yoda Jokes in 2025

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road away from Yoda?
-To get to the dark side.

I can’t thank you enough for telling me Yoda’s last name!
-Yoda Man!

How does yoda feel about extra taxes on alcohol?
-Backwards, the sintax is.

May the 4th be with you!

What do you call it when our beloved Yoda looks into the camera and talks to the viewers?
– Breaking the force wall.

Disney finally released Yoda’s last name. His full name is:
-Yoda Lay-Heehoo

What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett.
– Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps: “Use the forks, Luke.”

Not a Dagobah where Yoda doesn’t regret Anakin Skywalker’s
-fall to the dark side.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself on the 4K TV?
-“HDMI”

I really hope this hasn’t already been done.

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?
-Because 6, 7 8

Why did Yoda participate in X-Factors?
-Because he was good at Yodaling.

Baby Yoda’s friend will show you to his cheese making hut…
-This is the whey.

What does Yoda do for fun?
– Anything that makes the Dagobah.

What did Yoda say when Chewbacca made a stupid error?
-A wookie mistake it was
I will show myself out…

Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers? The Darth Maul
– Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang So-low.

Why doesn’t the baby Yoda talk in the Mandelorian?
– He’s got a frog in his throat.

What kind of car does Master Yoda drive?
-A Volkswagen Jedi.

Why is Yoda such a good gardner?
-Because he has two green thumbs.
(happy May the 4th)

Why were Qui Gon Jinn and Yoda frustrated at their young Jedi’s progression?
-Because Obi Wan more time to develop!

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