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Yoda Jokes in 2025

A man is walking with yoda and asked him if they are in the correct route.
-Yoda then replied “Off course, we are”

Yoda use to have the younglings put on white face paint and pretend to walk against the wind, be trapped in invisible boxes, you know…
-Jedi mime tricks.

How did Yoda convince Luke of his hidden power?
-He force-d him into using it.

What does Yoda say when he is drunk?
– Dear me it appears I have imbibed alcohol in sufficient quantitiy to impair my speech

Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Globi-wan Kenobi.
– What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda.

What is Yoda’s favourite soft drink?
-Yoda Soda.

Baby Yoda’s first word
-Probably came after his second word.

What did Yoda say after borrowing E I E from old Macdonald?
– E I E, I owe

What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
– I find your lack of steak disturbing

Yoda: Dark it is, the other side
-Luke: Shut up and eat your toast.

Yoda a bookshelf built
-DYIng he is

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road away from Yoda?
-To get to the dark side.

I can’t thank you enough for telling me Yoda’s last name!
-Yoda Man!

How does yoda feel about extra taxes on alcohol?
-Backwards, the sintax is.

May the 4th be with you!

What do you call it when our beloved Yoda looks into the camera and talks to the viewers?
– Breaking the force wall.

Disney finally released Yoda’s last name. His full name is:
-Yoda Lay-Heehoo

What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett.
– Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps: “Use the forks, Luke.”

Not a Dagobah where Yoda doesn’t regret Anakin Skywalker’s
-fall to the dark side.

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