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Yoda Jokes in 2025

This whole time yoda has never revealed his last name. but I just found out
-Layheehoo

Why didn’t the shopper go down the canned meat aisle in the grocery store?
-Her SPAM filters were on.

Yoda has a brother called Will…
– But he keeps introducing himself as William, and nobody knows why.

Why did Yoda refuse to believe that Obi Wan had a twin?
– Because there can only be Wan Kenobi.

“Hey Yoda, Why did 5 go to 6’s funeral?”
-“Because 6, 7 8.”

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
-Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad?
Anakin: Wookiee steak.
Luke: Is it any good?
Anakin: It’s a little chewy.

How did baby Yoda grow to be so old?
-Because he was vaccinated

Did you see they went back and found yoda’s last name?
-LayHeeWho

What did Yoda say when he saw Luke struggling to eat noodles?
-Use the forks Luke!

Why was Yoda afraid of 7
-Because 9 7 8

What did Yoda said to Princess Lea after separating with Han Solo
-” May divorce be with you “

What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? The.
-What do you call Chewbacca when he chocolate stuck in his fir? A chocolate chip Wookie.

Baby Yoda’s first word
– Probably came after his second word.

What did Yoda say when he moved to Menominee?
-Now in U.P. MI !

If I buy a Prius, I’ll make sure to put a bobblehead Yoda figurine on the dash
– Then I’ll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.

Why didn’t anyone trust Yoda with driving?
– Because every time off course, he was.

Did you hear they finally revealed Yoda’s surname on that new Star Wars show??
-I can’t believe it’s Layheehoo

What type of car did Yoda eat?
-A BMW i8

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