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Yoda Jokes in 2025

This whole time yoda has never revealed his last name. but I just found out
-Layheehoo

Why didn’t the shopper go down the canned meat aisle in the grocery store?
-Her SPAM filters were on.

Yoda has a brother called Will…
– But he keeps introducing himself as William, and nobody knows why.

Why did Yoda refuse to believe that Obi Wan had a twin?
– Because there can only be Wan Kenobi.

“Hey Yoda, Why did 5 go to 6’s funeral?”
-“Because 6, 7 8.”

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
-Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad?
Anakin: Wookiee steak.
Luke: Is it any good?
Anakin: It’s a little chewy.

How did baby Yoda grow to be so old?
-Because he was vaccinated

Did you see they went back and found yoda’s last name?
-LayHeeWho

What did Yoda say when he saw Luke struggling to eat noodles?
-Use the forks Luke!

What did Yoda say when he saw himself on the 4K TV?
-“HDMI”

I really hope this hasn’t already been done.

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?
-Because 6, 7 8

Why did Yoda participate in X-Factors?
-Because he was good at Yodaling.

Baby Yoda’s friend will show you to his cheese making hut…
-This is the whey.

What does Yoda do for fun?
– Anything that makes the Dagobah.

What did Yoda say when Chewbacca made a stupid error?
-A wookie mistake it was
I will show myself out…

Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers? The Darth Maul
– Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang So-low.

Why doesn’t the baby Yoda talk in the Mandelorian?
– He’s got a frog in his throat.

What kind of car does Master Yoda drive?
-A Volkswagen Jedi.

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