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Yoda Jokes in 2025

How did baby Yoda grow to be so old?
-Because he was vaccinated

Because Yoda was in charge.
-Why was the joke in the punchline?

What was baby Yoda’s first word
-His second word

Why was Yoda tired of constant Star Wars jokes?
– Because force-d on him, they were all the time.

Yoda would be a terrible navigation officer
-If you were piloting a ship with him and asked him “Are we going the right way to Alderaan?”

He’d reply saying “Off course, we are”.

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC… you can probably tell)
-All ICY is you!

What’s a Jedi’s favourite toy?
– A yo-Yoda.

“Yoda, are you sure we’re headed in the right direction?”
-Aaaaaaa…..

What kind of cars do Jedi’s drive?
– A Toy-Yoda

What did Yoda say when he saw a remastered version of himself?
– HDMI?

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
-Green thumbs, he has.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
-“Why does Reddit keep making the same joke about MI accent?”

Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up a bar tab?
– He’s always a little short.

How did Yoda wish good luck to his colleagues when he got a lisp?
– May the 4th be with you

Yoda must be the worst car guide ever.
-Master Yoda, are we in the right direction?

Off course, we are.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?
-HDMI

What did they call the Star Mars movie with an invisible droid? C-through-PO.
-Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What did Yoda say when someone criticised his grammar?
-Metaphors be with you!

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