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Yoda Jokes in 2025

What is Yoda’s transport vehicle called?
-Toyoda

Why does Yoda always carry a camera?
– He loves taking Yodagraphs.

Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey…
-Luke: Yoda, we’ve been walking for hours! Are you sure that we’re going the right way?

Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!

What is the only haircare product brand that Baby Yoda uses?
-Manda–L’Oréal (because worth it, he is!).

Yoda and Obi-Wan
-Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship.

Obi-Wan asks, “Are you sure we’re going in the right direction?”

Yoda answers, “Off course, we are.”

What does Yoda do when he’s tired of Luke’s questions?
-Ewoks away.

What sound does Baby Yoda make?
-Gaagaa-googoo

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
-To get to the Dark Side.

Who raised baby Yoda?
-Baby Yoda was raised by the Man-dad-lorian

What do Gungans keep things in? Jar
– Jars.

What did Yoda use to become a baby again?
-A manDeLorean.

What noise do sheep make where Yoda’s from?
-Dagobah.

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
-He has green fingers.

Obi Wan: “Yoda, why did the Star Wars movies come out 4,5,6,1,2,3
-Yoda: “In charge of scheduling I was”

Yodas name backwards spells adoy
-Pretty obvious if you ask me

Yoda would be a terrible navigation officer
-If you were piloting a ship with him and asked him “Are we going the right way to Alderaan?”

He’d reply saying “Off course, we are”.

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC… you can probably tell)
-All ICY is you!

What’s a Jedi’s favourite toy?
– A yo-Yoda.

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