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Xray jokes in 2025

Why do X-rays always win at poker? They always have an inside straight!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of bird? The transparent seagull!

What did the X-ray say to the ultrasound? Can you be more clear?

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of weather? Clear skies!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of movie? Anything that’s spine-chilling!

How do X-rays organize a party? They scan for a good time!

Why did the X-ray visit the haunted house? It wanted to see the skeletons in the closet!

Why did the X-ray get a promotion? It always gets to the heart of the problem!

Why did the X-ray become a writer? It loved a good plot twist!

Why did the X-ray go to the museum? It wanted to appreciate the bare bones of art!

What did the X-ray say to the MRI? You’re way too sensitive!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of holiday? A skeletal escape!

What did the X-ray say to the scared patient? Don’t worry, I’ve got your back… and front!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of candy? Trans-lucent lollipops!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of drink? Crystal clear water!

Why are X-rays always up to date? They always keep things in perspective!

Why did the X-ray go to the opera? It wanted to hear the bone-chilling notes!

Why do X-rays have a great sense of humor? They always crack up at the funny bone!

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