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Xray jokes in 2025

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of joke? Anything rib-tickling!

What do you call an X-ray taken at a disco? A radiograph-iti!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of car? Anything that has a clear view!

How do X-rays stay in shape? They do a lot of body scans!

Why did the X-ray become a florist? It loved seeing the root of the matter!

Why did the X-ray go to the zoo? It wanted to see the animal’s inner beauty!

Why don’t X-rays play hide and seek? They always see right through each other!

Why did the X-ray go to the beach? It wanted to sea-through the water!

Why do X-rays make terrible secret keepers? They reveal everything!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of tree? The ever-clear Pine!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of flower? The trans-pansy!

Why did the X-ray machine apply for a job? It heard the hospital was looking for hard workers, down to their bones!

How do X-rays stay cool? They always hang out in the shade!

Why did the X-ray flunk its exam? It couldn’t quite grasp the inner workings!

Why did the X-ray become a teacher? It wanted to shape young bones!

Why did the X-ray refuse to date the MRI? It felt like it was being analyzed too much!

What did the X-ray say to the broken bone? I can see right through your fracture!

What’s an X-ray’s favorite type of dog? A bone-vivant Bulldog!

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