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Worm jokes ๐Ÿ› in 2025

What kind of worm can perform magic tricks? The earthworm, because it can turn garbage into gold (soil)!

Why did the worm join a choir? It loved the vibrato in the ground!

What’s a worm’s favorite workout routine? Core exercises, because it’s all about the dirt crunches!

Why did the worm become a barista? Because it loves making a good brew (of compost)!

Why did the worm go to the casino? Because it heard the dirt on the blackjack tables was excellent!

Why did the worm become a tour guide? Because it loves showing off the underworld!

Why did the worm cross the playground? To get to the slide, he heard it was a wormhole!

Why did the worm go to a concert? It loves bass โ€“ it really gets the ground shaking!

Why did the worm become a politician? It wanted to get to the root of problems!

Why did the worm start a music band? Because it loves earthy rhythms!

What’s a worm’s favorite type of movie? Soil-drama, full of earthy twists!

Why did the worm start a landscape business? Because it loves designing with dirt!

Why was the worm always a good secret keeper? Because you can’t overhear anything underground!

Why did the worm start a car wash? Because it’s a pro at soil removal!

Why was the worm a great mathematician? It knew all the angles in the soil!

Why did the worm join a theatre group? Because it loves underground performances!

Why did the worm become a construction worker? Because it loved moving earth!

Why did the worm join a meditation retreat? Because it loves grounding practices!

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