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World of Warcraft jokes 👹👾 in 2025

What do you call a gnome mage?
– Minibar.

Come post that in the neltharion forum… I dare you.

How many devs does it take to screw up WoW?

What do you call 5 mogu rolling down the hill?
– The Rolling Stones.

Yo mama so fat, she gets an “immune” message when priests try to Levitate her.

If Rage Against the Machine had a farm
– Bow Wow Chicken Bow Wow Chicken Chicken Chicken Bow Wow Chicken Bow Wow
– COME WIT IT NOW!!!

How do you know someone’s been playing since Vanilla?
– Don’t worry, they’ll tell you

That one took me a medium minute.

Why do rogues wear leather?
– Because it’s made of “hide”.

Why are warriors the worst salesman?
– They charge too much!

There’s fat and then there’s applying sun tan lotion with a paint roller fat.

Why didn’t the undead cross the road?
– He didn’t have the guts

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Two. One to hold the light bulb in place and the other to drink until the room starts spinning.

Let’s hear em’. Anybody know some good WoW jokes for a casual chuckle?
– I saw one in somebody’s sig a few min ago: ‘”A worgen walks into a bar. The bartender says,’ why the long face?'” kinda lame, but it got a snicker outta me

who needs dank wow jokes when your whole life is a joke amiright

What do you call someone with a paralegal degree?
– A raid designer

How many Worgen druids does it take to chase a cat up a tree?
– Three. One to be the cat, one to be the tree and one to do the chasing.

How many Blizzard developers does it take to get an expansion right?
– Nobody knows because it hasn’t been done yet.

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