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Wooden jokes 🌳🪓 in 2025

If I can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

What kind of shoes go with a tree-theme dress?
– Sandal-wood.

What did the fire say to the forest?
– “Run forest, run.”

“What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?” asked the curious boy.
– His mother took a deep breath and then replied, “It wooden go.”

Some others are enamored with process.

What did the wood say to the boat?
– “Soon, I’ll be all oars.”

A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
– Did he ride it? No. It wooden start.

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

Anyone who doesn’t think money grows on trees hasn’t bought any lumber lately.

How do trees access their Facebook?
– They log in.

How was the forest doing?
– Tree-mendous.

Did you know about the prisoner who used to beat his cellmate with his prosthetic wooden leg..
– When the authorities confiscated the leg,he was hopping mad..

There are no mistakes in woodworking until you run out of wood.

There is more BS in woodworking than any other hobby… with the exception of golf.

How was the tree doing?
– He was doing just oak-ey.

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
– Help??

Went to the seaside and didn’t want to go with my friends on this long wooden platform…
– But in the end I bowed to pier pressure.

The others are busy with making furniture.

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