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Wooden jokes 🌳🪓 in 2025

Will work for more tools!

It’s not a scrap it’s decorative kindling…”

How did the tree get lost?
– It did not take the correct root.

Why was the forest sad?
– Because he was in a big moss.

How does a bilingual hotel tell a tall, wooden, leafy plant to vamoose?
– Tree, va, go!

Those who say it’s impossible should not get in the way of those doing the impossible.

Where did the wooden boats go?
– To the arbor.

Architects call a layer of bricks a wythe. After the Great Fire of London, where thousands of wooden buildings were destroyed, King Henry VIII passed a law that the walls of all new buildings must be made of at least six layers of brick.
– This is known as the six wythes of Henry the Eighth.

My friend got mad at me after I kept hitting him with a wooden board.
– I told him, “It’s just a plank, bro.”

“It’s just a plank.”

I see your point but I think you’re full of it.

What kind of job do the trees do?
– Logging business.

What did the baby wood learn at school today?
– Log-arithm.

ANOTHER WOODEN BALL..!!!!!
– Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?…

Lumber turns to furniture in my hands.

Box joints are as strong as dovetails, maybe stronger.

Which subject are trees really good at?
– Geome-tree.

How to make a forest laugh?
– By telling them acorn-y joke.

For hundreds of years they were forced to work for us across our nation, tirelessly and without monetary compensation. They were whipped, and tied to wooden posts. Even today, they are exploited for sports and entertainment.
– Man, horses must really hate us.

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