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Wooden jokes 🌳🪓 in 2025

Architects call a layer of bricks a wythe. After the Great Fire of London, where thousands of wooden buildings were destroyed, King Henry VIII passed a law that the walls of all new buildings must be made of at least six layers of brick.
– This is known as the six wythes of Henry the Eighth.

My friend got mad at me after I kept hitting him with a wooden board.
– I told him, “It’s just a plank, bro.”

“It’s just a plank.”

I see your point but I think you’re full of it.

What kind of job do the trees do?
– Logging business.

What did the baby wood learn at school today?
– Log-arithm.

ANOTHER WOODEN BALL..!!!!!
– Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?…

Lumber turns to furniture in my hands.

Box joints are as strong as dovetails, maybe stronger.

Which subject are trees really good at?
– Geome-tree.

How to make a forest laugh?
– By telling them acorn-y joke.

For hundreds of years they were forced to work for us across our nation, tirelessly and without monetary compensation. They were whipped, and tied to wooden posts. Even today, they are exploited for sports and entertainment.
– Man, horses must really hate us.

A bad day woodturning is still better than a good day working.

What kind of wood is extremely famous?
– The poplar one.

My wife didn’t like the wooden shoes I made for her, tried to flush them down the toilet.
– Now the damn thing’s clogged.

I was over at my friend’s house, and he had a wall full of board games. One caught my eye that had a full gold box, and inside were well made, metal playing pieces and a polished wooden board. I decided I had to have it, but he might see me if I tried to steal it.
– It was a Risk I had to take.

The fact that this doesn’t make sense does not make you an artist.

Why was the tree’s mother angry?
– Because he was being knotty.

Why do I not make jokes on carpentry?
– I do not think they wood work well.

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