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Wooden jokes 🌳🪓 in 2024

I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas……..
– It wasn’t her main present, just a stocking filler.

Knowing how something is done is one thing. Being able to do it is another.

Good, quick, or cheap–pick any two.

What sports do trees play?
– Bud-minton.

Where do forests go for vacation?
– To the beech.

TIL wooden shoe failure is responsible for multiple deaths each year in the Netherlands. The incidents are archived on this government website.
– The Broken Clog Croakin’ Blog

Women love me, trees fear me.

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

Where do the trees go for shopping
– In the neighbor-wood.

Why is the forest always noisy?
– Because the trees bark.

My wooden snake isn’t limber…
– It’s lumber.

Some people are enamored with tools.

Which month does wood enjoy the most?
– Sep-timber.

Imagine a pirate with a prosthetic breast.
– That’d be funny, wooden tit

The most talented people I know are humble. The least talented usually aren’t.

Pocket screws & biscuits are nothing to be ashamed of.

What happens to the trees when spring comes?
– They become releafed.

What can be found inside a forest?
– Tree musketeers.

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