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Wooden jokes 🌳🪓 in 2025

Why was the police tree fired?
– She could not reach the roots of many cases.

What did the forest ask the tree?
– “Wood you like some water?”

The elephantine Russian emperor held an open air market for strange wooden dowels.
– It was Tsar Babar’s bizarre bar bazaar.

some of the finest furniture ever made was veneered.

How much knowledge does a new bush have about woods?
– Very whittle.

I just got a wooden motorcycle. It has a wooden frame, wooden handle bars, wooden wheels, and a wooden seat. Guess what?
– It wooden start.

Tesla briefly investigated reusable bio engines made from plants. Wooden car body, wooden wheels and a wooden engine.
– It wooden go.

You can never have enough clamps.

What would a tree have done if they saw woodcutters coming to the forest?
– They would have re-tree-ted.

What did the wood spectacles ask his owner?
– “Wooden eye look good on you?”

Finally learned why you can’t use a wooden spoon on a Teflon pan
– It’s non-stick

Woodworking, it’s not a hobby, it’s an addiction.

No one ever has the time to do it right, but everyone has the time to fix it.

Why did grandpa tree go to the doctor?
– For his root-ine check-up.

What do woodcutters look for in the forest?
– Opportuni-trees.

You can’t hang a man with a wooden leg,
– You need a rope.

He who dies with the most tools wins.

Why was the pizza looking for another job?
– Because wood fired pizza.

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