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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2024

What do you do if a wolf eats your food?
– Find more food.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?
– A Dog.

What’s the singular form of ‘werewolves’?
– I am a wolf

How did the tiny Scottish dog feel when he saw a wolf?
– Terrier-fied.

I taught a wolf to meditate
– Now he’s aware wolf

What did one wolf say to another?
… Howl’s it goin’!

So the Wolf of Wall Street has the f word used 569 times making almost 3 times a minute
– That record was broken by my dad this afternoon while trying to assemble an ikea tv stand

How do you make a wolf laugh?
– Give him a funny bone.

Why is a van the best defense against the wolf man?
– If he is behind you he’ll get exhausted, if he’s in front he’ll get tired.

What do you call a wolf with a carrot in each ear?
… Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

Why did the wolf meditate?
– To become aware wolf

How does a wolf eat ice cream?
– With it’s mouth.

What do you call a wolf that is very conscious of his surroundings.
– Aware wolf.

What did the taxi driver say to the wolf?
– Where-wolf.

What do you call a wolf that’s aware of its surroundings?
– Awarewolf

What do you call a wolf with a fever?
– A hot dog.

Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
– Fake Moos!

What do you call a lumberjack wolf?
… A timber wolf!

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