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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2025

What was the wolf in the butcher’s shop arrested for?
– Chop-lifting.

What type of markets do wolves avoid?
– Flea markets.

What do you get when you try to breed a dog and a wolf?
– 2 counts of animal abuse and the ending of Old Yeller

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?
– I am a were

What do wolves like for breakfast?
– Pooched eggs.

I met a wolf the other day and taught him how to meditate.
– He is aware wolf now.

What does a wolf cough up after eating a rabbit?
– A hare ball

I think there is nothing cooler than being a lone wolf.
– except for at wolf picnics, when you don’t have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.

What’s a wolf’s favorite kind of pizza?
– Pupperoni pizza.

What did the shepherd say to his dog when he saw a wolf?
– Let’s get the flock out of here

Why did the wolf cross the road?
… He was chasing the chicken!

What monster are miners scared of?
– The canary wolf.

What time is it when a wolf sees your dinner?
– Time to get a new dinner.

What do you call a howling animal who wears clothes?
– A wear-wolf.

What is a wolfs favorite puzzle?
– AWOOObix cube!

What’s more amazing than a talking wolf?
– A spelling bee.

Wolf down this joke fellows
-Knock knock
“Who’s there”
-“Howl”
“Howl who ?”
-“Howl you know unless you open the door ?”

We’ve been watching so much CNN that
– My kid thinks Anderson Cooper, Jake Tapper, Wolf Blitzer and John King are the founding fathers.

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