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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2025

“Teen Wolf” the Movie
– Just finished watching Teen Wolf. Again. All those kids cheering him on, but not one of them ever said, “Bite me!”

What did one wolf say to the other?
… Howl do you do.

What did Grendel’s girlfriend say when a dangerous canine started to approach them?
– Look out, bae! A wolf!

What do you call a wolf who gets lost?
– A where-wolf.

Why was the wolf named “Frost?”
– Because Frost-bites.

Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it’s descendant would be a pug
– That’s how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun

The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times
– The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA.

Where do wolves sit?
– Anywhere they wants to.

What do you get when you cross a wolf and a climate activist?
– aware wolf

What do you call a lycanthrope from Wilmington or Dover?
– A Delaware-wolf.

What do you call a wolf that meditates
– Aware wolf

Where do werewolves store their things?
– In a were-house

What does the Big Bad Wolf do to get high?
– He huffs and he puffs.

What does a wolf receptionist say?
… Howl may I help you?

I joined a naked wolf hunting group.
– But it turns out only the wolf is naked.

How do you know that a wolf has been in your fridge?
– There are paw prints in the butter.

What did the wolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
– Ruff.

Dick Wolf, the creator of the Law & Order franchise ordered a T-bone steak for dinner last night.
– He prefers them well Done-Done.

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