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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2024

What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon?
– A warehouse.

What do you call a lycanthrope you’ve snuck up on?
– An unaware wolf.

What did the waiter say to the wolf?
– bone-appetit!

I thought I saw a Direwolf, but it turns out it was just a regular wolf.
– I can’t believe I got the two confused, the differences are Stark.

Why did the boy cry wolf?
… To get a Howling experience.

What do you call a disoriented lycanthrope?
– A where wolf

What do you call a wolf that uses bad language?
– A swearwolf

What happened to the wolf who fell into the washing machine?
– It became a wash and wearwolf.

What do you call a werewolf who doesn’t know they’re a werewolf?
– A un-aware wolf

Why did the wolf cross the road?
… To prove to the possum that it could be done!

I saw a stage production of “The Three Pigs” yesterday.
– The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.

What do you call a silly wolf in Australia?
– A dingo-ling

What do you call a wolf that works in a clothing store?
– A wares wolf.

I saw a stage production of “The Three Pigs” yesterday.
– The pigs were pretty boaring, but the wolf really brought down the house.

The sentence “I’m aware” isn’t very scary
– Unless you put Wolf on the end.

What happened when the wolf went to the flea circus?
– He stole the show.

Long ago a wolf explained to his son “eat a man and you’ll be fed for a day,
– Roll over and play dead and you’ll be fed for the rest of your life”

What do wolf parties always start at midnight?
… So they can have a howling good time!

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