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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2024

The sentence “I’m aware” isn’t very scary
– Unless you put Wolf on the end.

What happened when the wolf went to the flea circus?
– He stole the show.

Long ago a wolf explained to his son “eat a man and you’ll be fed for a day,
– Roll over and play dead and you’ll be fed for the rest of your life”

What do wolf parties always start at midnight?
… So they can have a howling good time!

I taught a wolf how to meditate
– Now it’s aware wolf

Why was the wolf upset with the skeleton?
– He had a bone to pick with him.

What we call a monster we can’t find?
– Wherewolf.

What did the wolf say when someone stepped on his foot?
… Aoooowwwwww!

OMG there’s a wolf!
Where?
– No, the regular kind.

Why did the wolf stay in the shade?
– So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog.

What do you call a very politically correct left leaning wolf in 2020?
– A woke wolf.

You’ve heard of “boy who cried wolf”, but what about “man who cried pig”?
– I heard the rest of the blind date was pretty awkward!

What does a wolf hunter consider success?
– Smoking a pack a day.

What do you call a dog that meditates?
– Aware wolf.

What do you call a wolf that studies philosophy?
– A self-aware wolf.

What did one wolf say to another?
… Let’s go catch some fast food!

Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
– Fake Moos!

What happens when you cross a wolf with a sheep?
– You have to get a new sheep.

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