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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2025

What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon?
– A warehouse.

What do werewolves read to their children before bed?
– Hairy tails

Three blondes are walking around. They suddenly stumble apron some tracks. The first blonde says “those are deer tracks” the send blonde says “those are wolf tracks!” The third blonde says” no, those are bear tracks!”
– And then the train hit them

Where does a wolf sit in the movie theater?
… Anywhere it wants to!

What do you call a lost wolf?
– A where-wolf

How do you make a wolf stew?
– Keep him waiting.

What do you do if a wolf eats your food?
– Find more food.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?
– A Dog.

What’s the singular form of ‘werewolves’?
– I am a wolf

How did the tiny Scottish dog feel when he saw a wolf?
– Terrier-fied.

I taught a wolf to meditate
– Now he’s aware wolf

What did one wolf say to another?
… Howl’s it goin’!

So the Wolf of Wall Street has the f word used 569 times making almost 3 times a minute
– That record was broken by my dad this afternoon while trying to assemble an ikea tv stand

How do you make a wolf laugh?
– Give him a funny bone.

Why is a van the best defense against the wolf man?
– If he is behind you he’ll get exhausted, if he’s in front he’ll get tired.

What do you call a wolf with a carrot in each ear?
… Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

Why did the wolf meditate?
– To become aware wolf

How does a wolf eat ice cream?
– With it’s mouth.

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