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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2025

Where do werewolves store their things?
– In a were-house

What does the Big Bad Wolf do to get high?
– He huffs and he puffs.

What does a wolf receptionist say?
… Howl may I help you?

I joined a naked wolf hunting group.
– But it turns out only the wolf is naked.

How do you know that a wolf has been in your fridge?
– There are paw prints in the butter.

What did the wolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
– Ruff.

Dick Wolf, the creator of the Law & Order franchise ordered a T-bone steak for dinner last night.
– He prefers them well Done-Done.

What do you call a wolf you cant find?
– A where wolf.

How are a wolf and a marine biologist similar?
– One wags a tail while the other tags a whale.

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing?
– A woolf.

What did Grendel’s girlfriend say when a dangerous canine started to approach them?
– “Look out, bae! A wolf!”

What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon?
– A warehouse.

What do werewolves read to their children before bed?
– Hairy tails

Three blondes are walking around. They suddenly stumble apron some tracks. The first blonde says “those are deer tracks” the send blonde says “those are wolf tracks!” The third blonde says” no, those are bear tracks!”
– And then the train hit them

Where does a wolf sit in the movie theater?
… Anywhere it wants to!

What do you call a lost wolf?
– A where-wolf

How do you make a wolf stew?
– Keep him waiting.

What do you do if a wolf eats your food?
– Find more food.

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