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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2025

Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?
– Fake Moos!

What do you call a lumberjack wolf?
… A timber wolf!

You’ve heard of “boy who cried wolf”, but what about “man who cried pig”?
– I heard the rest of the blind date was pretty awkward!

What do you call a wolf with a fever?
– A hot dog.

Why did the poor wolf chase his tail?
– He was trying to make ends meet.

So the “Wolf of Wall Street” has the f word used 569 times making almost 3 times a minute
– That record was broken by my dad this afternoon while trying to assemble an ikea tv stand

What do you say when you meet a talking wolf?
… Howl about that?

I taught a wolf to meditate
– Now he is aware wolf

Which animal is grey, has four legs, enjoys howling at the moon, and eats cement?
– A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard.

I think there’s nothing cooler than being a lone wolf.
– Except at wolf picnics when you don’t have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?
– A Dog.

What did the wolf say to the friend who missed a day of school?
– Howl are you?

What do you call a wolf that’s aware of its surroundings?
– Awarewolf

What do you call a lost wolf?
… A where-wolf!

I taught a wolf to meditate.
– Now he’s a werewolf.

What do you call a cold wolf?
– A Chili Dog.

What was the wolf’s favorite musical band?
– Meatloaf.

Why did Red Riding Hood stop running from the Big Bad Wolf?
– She was tired of being chaste.

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