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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2024

What happened when the wolf swallowed a clock?
– He got ticks.

Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods…
– The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian

How are a wolf and a marine biologist similar?
– One wags a tail while the other tags a whale.

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing?
– A woolf.

What did Grendel’s girlfriend say when a dangerous canine started to approach them?
– “Look out, bae! A wolf!”

What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon?
– A warehouse.

What do werewolves read to their children before bed?
– Hairy tails

Three blondes are walking around. They suddenly stumble apron some tracks. The first blonde says “those are deer tracks” the send blonde says “those are wolf tracks!” The third blonde says” no, those are bear tracks!”
– And then the train hit them

Where does a wolf sit in the movie theater?
… Anywhere it wants to!

What do you call a lost wolf?
– A where-wolf

How do you make a wolf stew?
– Keep him waiting.

What do you do if a wolf eats your food?
– Find more food.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?
– A Dog.

What’s the singular form of ‘werewolves’?
– I am a wolf

How did the tiny Scottish dog feel when he saw a wolf?
– Terrier-fied.

I taught a wolf to meditate
– Now he’s aware wolf

What did one wolf say to another?
… Howl’s it goin’!

So the Wolf of Wall Street has the f word used 569 times making almost 3 times a minute
– That record was broken by my dad this afternoon while trying to assemble an ikea tv stand

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