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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2025

What do you call a witch’s garage?
– A broom cupboard.

Why is it good to drink witch’s brew?
– It’s very newt-tricious!

How do you make a witch itch?
– Take away the “w.”

What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
– Spelling.

Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
– Because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them!

What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
– A sand-witch.

Why was the broom late? It over swept.

How do you join Dracula’s fan club?
-Send your name, address, and blood type.

What happened to the naughty witch at school?
– She was ex-spelled.

Why do witches have sore joints?
– They get broomatism.

How do you make a witch scratch?
– By taking away the ‘w’.

Why did the witch’s cat scratch her?
– Because he was in a bad mewd.

What is the problem with twin witches?
– You never know which witch is which!

Why do witches fly on brooms?
– Vacuum cleaner cords are too short.

What noise does a witch’s cereal make?
– Snap, cackle and pop.

Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
– Because there’s no point in it.

How does a witch tell time?
– She looks at her witch-watch.

What do you call two witches who live together?
– Broom-mates!

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