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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2024

Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
– Because you can see right through them.

How is a witch like a candle?
– They’re both wicked.

Why is a witch like a candle?
– They are both wicked to the core.

What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
– Charm bracelets.

What dessert did the witch give her cat?
– Mice-cream.

Why did the witch travel on a broom?
– She couldn’t afford a vacuum cleaner!

Why can’t angry witches ride their brooms?
– They always fly off the handle.

How does a witch tell the time?
– She looks at her witch watch!

What do witches put on their hair?
– Scare spray.

Why don’t wizards make their witches mad?
– They’ll give them a cold spell.

Why didn’t anyone want to babysit the little vampire?
– Because he was a pain in the neck.

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
– Ma-scare-a.

What do the fastest witches use to get around?
– Vroom-sticks.

What is a witch’s favorite ride at the fair?
– A scary-go-round.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
– The witches sweep the sky.

How did the little ghost learn to play the piano?
– By using sheet music.

What’s the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
– You can’t make a broomstick pie.

What do you call a witch with one leg?
– Eileen.

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